The things I do for Love...

Disclaimer!: KARMA HATES ME! I DON'T WANNA BE NICE TO SASUKE!~sniff~sniff~ And I don't even kick puppies. WAAAHHHAAAAHAHAAAHAAAAA!

Sasuke: Its probably because you are madly in love with a serial killer.

Gintsuki: o.O? HES RIGHT!

Itachi: Technically, Kishimoto-Sama is the serial killer, because he is the one that wrote all of it.

Gintsuki: ~smirks~ HE'S RIGHT!

Sasuke: ~glares~ That doesn't change the fact that Karma hates you. Or that you don't own Naruto/Naruto Shippuden.

Gintsuki: Well Damn! ~Attacks Sasuke~

A/N: WARNING! Contains a LOT of swearing, as well as an OC or two. Maybe more depending on my mood. Created because I thought (at work of all places) that I have been neglecting SasuSaku shipping, even though they're one of my top five fav pairings. And thus I came up with this fic. It is random contemplation based. And I will be an unwilling OC. Also, I will only continue writing this until I become bored with it. Or I actually come up with an ending. Also contains MAJOR OOC-ness.

Enjoy...

You've been warned btw.

Chapter 1: Uchiha Sasuke receives the necessary help he requires.

(Takes place two weeks after Uchiha Sasuke requests help from the Konoha Kunoichi to get Sakura after a bad attempt at winning her heart, and a harsh refusal, leading to a rather ugly fight between the two, which included some nasty name calling on Sasuke's part.)

Sasuke: You just Had to add that, didn't you?

Gintsuki: Yup!

Chapter 1

Normal P.O.V. (Thought this one would work out better that way.)

Sasuke entered the heavily camera equipped room, and was met with the stern faces of Hyuuga Tenten, Yamanaka Ino(Don't worry, she's married too. We just don't have a last name for Sai.), Nara Sabaku Temari, Yuuhi Kurenai, Namikaze Uzumaki Hyuuga Hinata(DUDE this chick has a LONG name! Her address labels must suck.), Hyuuga Hanabi, Moegi, Shizune, and Tsunade. Each was sitting in their own armchair, and there was a small couch in the center of the room, where he was sure he was supposed to sit.

"Is the media, and the Konoha wide broadcast really necessary?" The stoic Uchiha asked grumpily.

"Yes, it is." Ino replied. "But from this point on, you must not mention the broadcast. Because the volunteer only agreed to its reaching certain places in Konoha, and doesn't know it is actually city wide." Tsunade informed him bitterly. "Tch, Whatever." he said, taking his seat.

"Hinata, please retrieve miss Ame from the other room." Tsunade instructed. "The AUTHOR is the 'Volunteer'?" Sasuke asked angrily. He was met only with an evil smirk from Tsunade. "We made her an offer she would rather die than refuse." Ino put in. "Tenten, and I will come with you Hinata. I'm sure Gintsuki-san will protest quite forcefully." Temari said.

There was a two minute interlude where there was absolute silence. Then, '3, 2, 1' Sasuke thought, before "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! BUT ITS NOT FAIR! I DON'T WANT TO BE NICE TO THAT ASSHOLE!" "DAMNIT QUIT STRUUGLING!" "Gintsuki-san, Please! Remember the bargain!" "BUT HE'S A TOTAL BASTARD! I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!" "GINTSUKI IF YOU BACK OUT NOW, THEN TSUNADE WILL NOT KEEP UP HER END EITHER!"

silence...

The door flew open to reveal some very pissed looking kunoichi. Tenten was yanking Gintsuki's left leg, and Temari her right, while Hinata was trying to pry the Rain kunoichi's fingers from the doorway. Ino then walked over to the three and yanked Gintsuki by her long silver braids. Eliciting a loud squeal of pain from the young woman, and causing her to let go immediately. They threw her onto the couch right next to Sasuke, and she quickly stood up and ran to stand up against the far wall behind the a fore mentioned sofa. "I'm a standing kinda girl!" she stated angrily. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at her. "Ame-san." he acknowledged. "A... Uchiha." she replied with a glare. "Let's get down to business shall we?" Kurenai suggested nicely. Turning everyone's attention to the Genjutsu specialist. "Before we begin, may I inquire under what circumstances was miss Gintsuki from the Rain, persuaded into helping me with my... difficulties with Sakura?" Sasuke asked the women before him. Each donning there own creepy smile(minus Hinata cuz she is incapable of such a thing in this fic.)

"Under the circumstances, we were unable to obtain a volunteer that was not a fangirl..." Tsunade started. "And I remembered that Miss Gintsuki-san didn't like you in that way and suggested we ask her." Hinata continued. Hanabi picked up the story from there. "I was sent to summon her from the village hidden in the Rain. And upon her arrival, and the first initial request to help you, she stated she would sooner kiss Orochimaru, then lift a finger to help you." the entire party cringed at the mental imagery. And Ino continued from there, "But then I suggested to Tsunade-sama that we make her a deal." "One she wouldn't be able to refuse." Temari smirked slyly. "And after running the proposal by the counsel..." Moegi started, but was then interrupted by Shizune, who said. "More like their lives were threatened into agreeing." "Anyway, they agreed. And Gintsuki-san accepted the proposal." Hinata went on. "And what exactly was this proposal that Miss Ame would be temporarily willing to help me for?" Sasuke asked tonelessly. The entire party looked to Gintsuki, and Sasuke turned in his seat to do so as well. "If I agreed to help you understand Sakura, and also help the two of you get together through a series of trials the women before us provide, then Uchiha Itachi-sama's life sentence will be relieved, and he will be put on a three year, chaperoned parole, and then re-instated as an Honorable shinobi of the leaf. As well as his former offenses being removed from any record, as well as the villagers' memories. He will be able to live out the rest of his life peacefully in his hometown."

Gintsuki explained.

Elsewhere in a prison cell(that was So huge and luxurious it could have been mistaken for a hotel penthouse.) Itachi was watching the entire ordeal on his big screen tv. "That chick loves you more than life itself you know Itachi." Kisame stated seriously.(he's in disguise and its during visiting hours).

"I am aware, thank you Kisame. This may turn out to be rather amusing."

Back in the broadcasting room. Sasuke was staring at Gintsuki, mouth agape, like she was a two headed dragon that couldn't breathe fire or fly. 1

"WELL DON'T JUST STARE AT ME! START THE QUESTIONG AND WWYDI MIND GAMES ALREADY!"2

To be continued...

A/N: LOL! Quest for Camelot! Epic movie!(1)

WWYDI(2) it means 'What Would You Do If'

Remember, Reviews are loved. And I will probably be posting for this faster than other things, as it is still pretty fresh in my mind.

Yuragimizuumi no Gintsuki.

JA-NE!