Chapter 1: Sakura's Little Skirt

Disclamer: I don't own Naruto. So don't sue. I only own the storyline of this fanfiction.

Sakura awoke and stared at the bare ceiling above her. As she got out of bed she screamed.

"DAMN! I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL!"

She threw on a mini skirt and a dirty shirt that was on the floor and rushed to school. Sakura arrived halfway into 1st period. As she walked in the door there were some whistles.

"Nice legs!" Kiba hollered across the room.

"Hot Mamma!" Kakashi, who happened to be the teacher in charge, shouted

"Yah Baby!" Naruto yelled loudest of all.

Saskue and Neji sat quietly in their seats, but they, too, were checking Sakura out. They were way more perverted than the average 16-year-old should be.

Sakura blushed and looked down to see the skirt she put on this morning went above her butt, and revealed some lacy underwear. Sakura quickly pulled the black skirt down and took a seat next to her best friend, Ten-Ten. They started passing notes.

T: why'd yah wear such a short skirt today? And y were u late?

S: alarm broke --

T: oh, and do u no how low your shirt is?

S: no…

T: you're popping out of it!

S: WHAT!!!! OO

T: look down

S: OMG!!!!

T: u might want to cover it up somehow- Lee's staring at them.

S: ew!!!!!!! can I borrow you're sweater?

T: sure

Kakashi approached Sakura. She looked at him as if he was going to rape her.

"Why were you late?" he stated plainly, without looking up from his ever so famous perverted book.

Sakura looked up at her teacher.

"My alarm broke, Sir."

"Oh"

Kakashi was not actually reading his book, but secretly looking down Sakura's shirt. Lee, who noticed this disgusting act (look who's talking), suddenly flew over and started beating Kakashi with a stick.

"Cherry Blossom is mine!!!!!!!!! MINE YOU HEAR!!!" he roared.

"Gahhhhhh!" was all Kakashi was able to get out.

In the back of the room Neji watched with a blank expression, but he was really thinking really perverted thoughts. It's lucky he had so much self control or else he would have had a major nosebleed.

He thought to himself, "This is gonna be good".

Hey people who took the time of day to read my fanfic. I want to say thanks considering this is my first one. REVIEWS APPRECIATED:D

Nice comments or flames I don't care.

-Wackosmacko