Rules that Peaches and others must always obey
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers, they belong to Hasbro. Shadow belongs to Transformers101 and I got permission to use her. I only own Peaches.
It's a crazy life being an Autobot in training who can turn into a human. So yeah, I've done some crazy stuff around base so Optimus Prime, Ironhide and Ratchet decided I and some other humans, 'bots and a certain vampire needed some rules. So, here's the list:
1. I am not allowed to randomly start singing "It's getting hot in here".
("It's getting hot in here (so hot), so take off all your clothes.."
(That song disturbs Galloway and Jolt.)
2. Jolt, please don't go streaking with anybody!
(I didn't even know we could take our armor off!)
3. Never, EVER piss of Shadow!
(This includes, no stealing her Cool Whip, no bringing up stereotypes about vampires, no saying that Drusilla from Buffy the Vampire Slayer would make a better girlfriend for Sideswipe, no coming between her and her blood or said Cool Whip, and don't complain because she likes yaoi.)
(Apparently Shadow did not like me saying that stuff about Drusilla, even for a joke.)
(Sideswipe had to talk her out of drinking my energon when she was pissed off.)
4. No one's allowed to randomly quote Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel episodes.
"Quick, to the Angel mobile, away!" (I said that when Ironhide decided to drive me to the shooting range to practice.) (Skids and Mudflap laughed at that.)
"Live every day like it's your last because tomorrow you might be dead." (I said this randomly in a meeting.) (Optimus agrees with that quote.) (Really wonder why…)
"The only Spanish words I know are 'Doritos' and 'Chihuahua'." (Xander is too damn funny and hot!) (The new recruits pointed out I was lying.)
"Music is notes! This is noise!" (Galloway said that about mine, Jazz's and Shadow's music.) (A good threat from our friendly neighborhood vampire scared him enough to not complain anymore.)
"I'm going to attack you now!" (I blurted this out one night at dinner when Skids and Mudflap started pissing me off.) (I actually did attack them.) (Ratchet wasn't too happy with me.)
5. What goes on behind closed doors stays there!
(I accidentally walked in on Shadow and Sideswipe doing something you wouldn't expect a vampire and alien robot to do together.)
(Little did I know that Skids and Mudflap were videotaping it for blackmail material just to see if Shadow would find out who it was once said tape started circulating around the base.)
(She blamed me.)
(I swear I had nothing to do with the videotaping!!)
(I had to get a lot of therapy.)
(Optimus confiscated and destroyed the tape.)
6. No one is allowed to give me Pepsi.
(I do crazy stuff every time I drink it.)
(That includes randomly quoting Buffy Summers and friends.)
7. Whenever Ratchet wants to do a checkup, don't shirk!
(He found me hiding in the closet.)
(I swear that was the longest 20 Earth minutes of my existence..)
8. No Lady Gaga songs!
(Everyone thinks she's annoying.)
(I agree, surprisingly enough…)
9. I am allowed to sing on karaoke night but no Miley Cyrus songs whenever Ironhide's in the room.
(For very obvious reasons.)
10. Yes, I am very well aware that Xander Harris is a fictional character.
(but I still think he's hot!)
Phew, what other crazy stuff happens on NEST base? I really, really don't want to know but I'll add to this list if Optimus Primes asks me to...
Author's note: Suggestions are welcome form anyone. So please send me some!