Author's Note: This will be my collection of poetic and singable creations for the various AA newspapers. The contents are rather heavy on internal humour, although players of other RPGs may find the concept sufficiently familiar to enjoy some of these.
Table of contents – genre in parenthesis:
* The Windom Battlefield (limerick)
* Don't Stop Me Now (inspired by a song)
* Try The Brimstones (inspired by a song)
* Haiku To Background Noise (haiku)
* Seen In The Woods (inspired by a nursery song)
* A Ditzy Lil' Ditty (limerick)
Prelude: The Windom Battlefield
There once was an orc named Janaroth
Whose fighters had what the Knights had not
With numbers tenfold
(So stories are told)
They struck out with all that they had got.
There once was a man called Vergresson
Whose forces met orcish troops heads-on
He said, "Here's the line -
With gods we shall dine!"
Now rocks do the talking at Windom…