The Cow
There once was a cow named Adrian Chester. She lived in the little crap town called Centralia.
Authors note: That has nothing to do with my story but I thought you might like to know. The real story is called bloody massacre.
Carry on.
One day Kyon kyon was on the roof of his house patching a hole (don't call him that to his face or you get killed by him). There was a hole because once again he challenged Yuki to a duel and got the living zodiac kicked out of him. Any way he was on the roof patching the hole when a single arrow flew out of the woods next to his house and he died. He meowed in pain when he died so shigure-san came to see what happened. He was like "oh, no kyo" and then he got shot and died. Then the same thing happened with Tohru, then Yuki then the entire world one by one. I am currently the only survivor because I watched from a distance! I was the assassin!! HA HA. But wait, if you are reading this then. Sorry I have to go and….""buy groceries""