You're Not Fat!
Summary: Naruto thinks he's fat. Sasuke tries to convince him otherwise. SasuNaru. Fluff. Oneshot.
"Naruto, what the hell are you doing?" Sasuke asked, leaning against the door frame with his arms crossed, and one eyebrow raised, and a slight smile on his face.
The blond being addressed was sitting on a bed with a scroll open in his lap, but that was not where his attention was directed. Naruto was poking himself in the stomach repeatedly.
"Hey, Sasuke…" he whined. Poke, poke.
"Hm?" Sasuke said, watching Naruto poke himself. He was quite amused, yet perplexed.
"Am I fat?" Poke. Sasuke blinked.
"What kind of question is that?" he laughed. Naruto frowned.
"Come one, Sasuke, I'm serious! Do you think I'm fat?"
The crickets chirped outside.
"Is that a yes?!!" Naruto cried, and began to wail. "I'm fat!! Sasuke thinks I'm fat!! Waaaah!!!"
Sasuke sweatdropped and went to sit on the bed to attempt to comfort his friend.
"Naruto, you're not— "
Naruto suddenly lifted up his shirt, exposing his lean and tan from training torso. It was a very nice torso, really.
"Does this really seem fat to you, teme?!" the blond in denial sniffed. The other boy turned beet red.
"Uh-um, w-well…" Sasuke was at a loss of words, and quickly turned around to cover his nose so he didn't drip blood on the clean blankets. Naruto didn't know that though.
"You do, don't you?! You can't even look at me because of my hideous fatness!! Sasuke thinks I'm fat and ugly!!!!" Naruto cried very loudly. He continued rambling and wailing, while Sasuke tried his best to interrupt him to assure the emotionally unstable blond that he wasn't fat. Naruto kept wailing louder.
"I'M FAT I'M FAT I'M FAT!!! SASUKE THINKS I'M FAAA--?!"
The wail was suddenly cut off when Sasuke pounced on Naruto and covered the loud mouth with his hand. Naruto blinked big watery blue eyes, looking very adorably confused.
"You're not fat. You're not ugly," Sasuke said very simply, slowly, and distinctly. Then he replaced his hand on Naruto's mouth with his lips in a brief kiss, and patted the mop of blond hair before leaving the room. Naruto sniffled.
Yes, another little oneshot from me. :3 So, I was studying Visual Basic (programming. My dad expects me to be an Itachi or Shikamaru or something? Sheesh, I am not a genius…) one night, and then suddenly…I just ended up poking myself in the stomach… lol. And I was wailing to Charli, but she had a different way of silencing me. With my tennis racket. TwT