A little black cat with runs out of the garage down into the living room, almost getting run over by a 'toy' train. He scampers up to three humans. Lewis, Franny, and Cornelious. "Have you seen Wilbur?" Cornelious asked Franny.
"Last time I saw him he dropped me off at the science fair." Lewis explained. The black cat with a mysterious marking on his chest and hair do padded at Lewis's leg. "Hey, I didn't know you had a pet cat?! I thought you couldn't have a cat because of Tiny?"
"We don't have a cat," Franny told him.
"Than where'd he come from?" The boy asked. The black cat jumped out of his grasps and jumped on Cornelious's head.
"Can I just say what happened?" The cat said.
"You can talk!?!" Lewis shouted.
"Frogs can sing can't they? Anyway, I can't believe you don't recognize me! THe lightning bolt, awesome hair-do, charisma, charming voice...IT'S ME WILBUR YOUR SON!!!!" the cat continued. Franny nearly fainted.
"How is my son a cat?" The two Lewis' wondered.
"Let me explain that in the following way." Wilbur fell onto the floor and bounded up to the couch.
Wilbur: I come home in the morning light, my mother says when you gonna live your life right! Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones! Oh boys, they wanna have fun. Oh boys, just wanna have fun. The phone rings in the middle of the night, my father yells what you gonna do with your life. Oh, daddy dear you know you're still #1. But boys just wanna have fun. Us boys just want us some--- that's all they really want! Some fun! When the working day is done, boys-they wanna have fun. Oh, boys they wanna have fun. Some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world. I wanna be the one to walk in the sun. Oh boys they wanna have fun. Oh boys just wanna have-- that's all they really want! Some Fun! When the working day is done, boys-they wanna have fun. Oh, boys they wanna have fun!!
P.S. I made this fic because I was bored.