Okay, let's start off with an author's note. This is my first FanFiction, and I'm quite nervous. That's why I've started off with a story that's fun, and fairly easy to keep up with. I'm not afraid of constructive criticism, but let's hold off on the flames, please? I don't mind if you don't like my story, just please tell me why you don't like it. Don't just leave a review that says "This story SUCKS!!". Oh, and as you can see from below, this story is written in 'Script Form'. Anything that looks like *this* is an action, and the speaker's name is in bold before the dialogue begins. If you're wondering who TeamNorthman is, that's me.
Okay, I'm done rambling. Thanks for reading, and enjoy!!
Chapter One: Vegeta
*TeamNorthman enters the stage from the left, waving. Fan girls are on their feet, waving their arms and cheering. Some hold "I love DBZ" posters, and others wear fan-made t-shirts.*
TeamNorthman:"Hello everybody! Welcome to the first episode of "The Dragon Ball Z fan show"! I am your host, TeamNorthman. How are you all doing today?" *Fan girls clap their hands and cheer* "Good! So, before we bring out our first guest, let me introduce you to our fabulous studio." *Pulls little remote out back pocket* "Ladies, and…wait, are there any guys here?" *Fan girls hiss*
Random Fan Girl: "Guys could never be as devoted as we are! They don't deserve a seat on this show!!" *The rest of the fan girls nod their heads and say "Yeah!"*
TeamNorthman: "Er…okay…anyways! Ladies, let me show you the device that keeps everything on stage running smoothly." *holds remote up in the air* "This is a remote that controls everything on stage, from dimming lights and creating stage affects, to dropping down our specially made "Ki-Resistant Shield" that protects the audience just in case we have a character in here that chooses not to behave." *fan girls have a confused look on their faces.* "Now girls, you don't think we're only going to have goodcharacters on the show, do you?" *fan girls rub their hands together, smiling mischievously* "Who knows? We may be able to use it today! It's time to introduce you to our very first guest on the show. He's powerful, he's prideful, and he can be a total jerk. Ladies, please welcome our favorite Prince, Vegeta!!" *motions with arms towards the left side of the stage*
Vegeta:*Enters and walks over to join TeamNorthman at center stage. Uncharacteristically, he has a huge smile spread across his face, and he's waving at fan girls, making them swoon.*
TeamNorthman:"Why hello there Vegeta. Welcome to the Dragon Ball Z fan show." *Pulls out remote-feeling really awesome while doing it. Presses a button, and then watches as a panel opens up on the floor of the stage, and two chairs raise up for her, and Vegeta to sit.* *Many fan girls go "Ooooohhhh.* "Please, have a seat and we can begin the interview."
Vegeta: *Sits down in a chair across from TeamNorthman. He reaches his hand out towards her.* "Hello! How about a proper greeting? I'm Vegeta."
TeamNorthman: *Stares at his hand with a shocked expression on her face.* "I..uh.." *Shakes his hand.* "H-hello. I'm TeamNorthman." *Shoots a 'Wtf?' glance at the audience, who all look exactly the same.*
Vegeta: *Laughs.* "Is there something wrong? You make it seem like I'm going to attack you."
TeamNorthman: "I, uh…" *Bites lip.* "I-I'm not scared, I'm just a bit…confused."
Vegeta: "Confused? Why? I'm so happy to be here, by the way. This studio rocks!"
TeamNorthman:*Not sure what to say.* "Well…I was expecting…" *Shakes head.* "I don't know, Vegeta. I'm just sort of…well, I'm kind of in shock right now."
Vegeta: *Tilts head to the side with an innocent look on his face.* "In shock? I haven't done something wrong, have I?"
TeamNorthman: "No, no, you're fine Vegeta. It's just that…well…don't you think you're sort of…in a…really good mood for…someone like you?" *Fan girls are just gaping at Vegeta, their eyes huge and their jaws dropped.*
Vegeta:*Confused look.* "Hmm? What do you mean?" *Looks down with a 'deep thought' expression on his face.* "…OH!" *Begins to laugh loudly.* "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot!" *Face-palm.* "You see, the Vegeta that all of you lovely ladies know-" *Fan girl's eyes grow even bigger.* "Isn't the real me. I just have to act like a jerk while working with the others from Dragon Ball Z. But really, I'm just…" *Shrugs.* "Well, I'm just me."
*It's very quiet in the studio for a few minutes. Fan girls just can't get the shocked looks off of their faces, and TeamNorthman was suddenly wondering if Hell had just frozen over. Vegeta was just sitting with his hands folded in his lap, waiting patiently for TeamNorthman to ask him a question.*
TeamNorthman: "Well, um." *Nervous laughter.* "I guess we should get on with the interview?" *Reaches into pocket and pulls out a few note cards. It's still very quiet in the studio.* "Okay, ummm, let's see…" *Begins to shift through the cards.* "So Vegeta. How does it feel to be our first visitor here at the DBZ fan show studio?"
Vegeta: *Smiles hugely.* "It's great! I'm so honored to be here. This studio is wonderful! So professional and bright..." *TeamNorthman has that crazed, confused look on her face again. The audience is still blank with shock.*
TeamNorthman: *Shakes head and looks through cards again.* "Ugh, I'm sorry, It's just…all of these questions are for the Vegeta we know. But they won't be entertaining if we ask you."
Vegeta: *Laughs.* "Yeah, sorry about that. Just take your time, though. I'm enjoying myself quite a bit in this wonderful little studio."
*All of the audience members suddenly have sickened look on their faces, and TeamNorthman was trying hard not to copy them.*
TeamNorthman: *Starting to feel a bit uncomfortable around the new, and very creepy Vegeta.* "Um…okay." *Sighs and pulls out another note card.* "So, can you tell us a little about your relationship with Bulma?"
Vegeta: "Yes, well I'm sorry to say that Bulma and I are just friends. There isn't really anything going on between us." *Laughs* "To be honest, we do joke about being married sometimes. It's pretty funny."
*Eerie Silence.*
Random Fan Girl: "WHAT?!?!"
TeamNorthman: *Buries her face in her hands and shakes her head.* "No, no, no! This is all…this is all wrong!"
*Suddenly, a fan girl in the audience stands up.*
Random Fan Girl 1: *Points at Vegeta with a pissed off expression.* "You IMPOSTER!! You phony, you fake, you fraud!!! Who the hell are you, and what have you done with Vegeta?!?!"
TeamNorthman: *Stands up.* "Now hold on, no need to begin to judge the, um…new Vegeta. We just need to get used to him, that's all."
Random Fan Girl 2: "No we don't, because he's not the real Vegeta!! There's just no way!!"
*Other fan girls begin to stand up, screaming at Vegeta. TeamNorthman is starting to panic.*
TeamNorthman: "Girls! Please calm down! We can sort this out!"
Vegeta: "Wait, I'm not an imposter. I really am Vegeta."
Random Fan Girl 3: "LIAR!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!"
TeamNorthman: *Turns to Vegeta.* "Okay, you shouldn't talk because it's really not helping your situation." *Turns back to audience with hands out.* "People, please! Calm down for a second!!"
Random Fan Girl 4: "Calm down?! Just look at him! There's no way in hell that he's Vegeta!!" *There's a chorus of "Yeah!"'s from the audience. Everyone is now on their feet, glaring at Vegeta and screaming threats at him.*
Vegeta: *Panicking.* "Wait, hold on second! Can't we talk this over?!"
Random Fan Girl 2: *Points.* "Look at how scared he is! The real Vegeta isn't scared of anything!!"
Vegeta: "But you misunderstand! The person you all know isn't really me! It was all acting!!"
Random Fan Girl 5: "That's bull crap! What about your power and bravery? Where's your Saiyan Pride, Vegeta?!"
Random Fan Girl 4: "He doesn't have any because he's a FAKE!!"
Random Fan Girl 6: "GET HIM OFF THE STAGE!!"
TeamNorthman: *Freaking out and shaking, she pulls out a small device and begins screaming into it.* "SECURITY! GET OUT HERE NOW!!"
*Fan girls are beginning to leave their seats and walk towards the stage. All of their bloodlust-filled eyes are on Vegeta.*
Voice From Radio: "Why? What's going on out there?"
TeamNorthman: *Into device.* "THERE'S GOING TO BE A RIOT!!" *Puts radio away, and then pulls a necklace with a whistle on it out from under her shirt. She takes a step in front of Vegeta, and then blows the whistle as loud as she can.* "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!" *All of the fan girls are suddenly quiet. They all stare at TeamNorthman with huge eyes.*
Piccolo:*Comes running out from behind stage. He is in a black tuxedo, and he has sunglasses on. He runs up to TeamNorthman and stops. He bends over to rest his palms against his knees, and he's breathing hard.* "Listen. We've got an even bigger problem backstage."
TeamNorthman: *Jaw drops.* "A bigger problem? Worse than this? What in the hell could be worse than-" *Suddenly cut off by a huge, loud crash backstage.* *She flinches.* "W-what was that?"
*Everyone on stage is frozen and quiet, waiting for something to happen.*
Random Fan Girl 1: "Where the hell do you think you're going?!" *Everyone turns to see that she is yelling at Vegeta, who was trying to sneak away from everyone by disappearing backstage.*
Random Fan Girl 3: "He's trying to escape because we know he's not the real Vegeta!!"
Vegeta: "Argh! What is wrong with you people?! What do I have to say to prove it to you? "I hate every living thing!" or "I'm the Prince of Saiyans!". Or, maybe I should blow up the studio! Would that show you all that I'm not lying?!" *TeamNorthman's face is terrified.*
TeamNorthman: *Death glare.* "Lay one hand on my precious studio, and I'll rip out your esophagus and feed it to you!!"
Vegeta: *Shocked.* "You're all insane!"
*Suddenly, there's another crash backstage, and the entire studio shakes. Some of the stage lights flicker.*
TeamNorthman: "Piccolo, what the heck's going on backstage?!"
Piccolo: "Well…um…it's sort of complicated."
TeamNorthman: "Dammit Piccolo, spit it out!"
*Piccolo opens his mouth to speak, but then he is abruptly interrupted by a loud battle-cry that echoed from backstage, throughout the studio.*
Vegeta: *Eyes are huge, and he's suddenly shaking.* "Oh c-crap…"
TeamNorthman: *Gasps, and then turns to Piccolo.* "Was…was that…who I think it was?" *Piccolo nods.* *TeamNorthman turns towards Vegeta and glares at him.* "You! You moron! Do you know what you've done?!" *Turns to face him, her fist clenched at her sides.* "IMPOSTER!!" *Everyone is the studio gasps loudly, and a couple of fan girls scream "I knew it!!"* "Piccolo! Escort this man out of my studio!!" *Piccolo nods and walks over to grab the faker.*
Voice Backstage: *Pissed off.* "WAIT!!! DON'T YOU DARE LET HIM GO!!!"
*A huge smile spreads across every fan girl's face.*
Real Vegeta: *Comes storming onto the stage, his face furious and his fist clenched. He goes straight for the fake Vegeta.* "You pathetic, fake trash!! Do you know what I'm going to do to you?!"
Imposter: *Backing away with his hands up.* "W-wait! Wait a minute!" *TeamNorthman and the fan girls are watching with anticipation written all over their faces.*
Vegeta: "How dare you trick me?! Me?! The Prince of all Saiyans!!" *Fan girls cheer when Vegeta uses his famous line, and some clutch their hearts and sigh.*
Imposter: "Please! I-I didn't mean to upset you!!"
Vegeta: *Grabs the imposter by his shirt and lifts him up into the air.* "Of course you didn't!! Who in their right mind would want to upset me?!" *A fan girls screams "I love you, Vegeta!!"*
Imposter: *Struggling and trying to get Vegeta to drop him.* "I'm s-sorry!! I shouldn't have done it!!" *Looks around frantically.* "Isn't anyone going to stop him?!" *Vegeta turns and looks at TeamNorthman, who just shrugs. Then he looks at all of the fan girls. They all have bloodlust in their eyes and they're all viciously glaring at the imposter.*
Vegeta: *Evil laughter.* "It looks like they want you dead as much as I do!!" *Laughs again.* "So, what will it be? Do you want me to destroy you, or would you like me to leave you at the mercy of my bloodthirsty fans?" *Fan girls, along with Vegeta, throw their heads back in dark laughter.*
TeamNorthman: *Sighs and reluctantly walks up and puts a hand on Vegeta's arm.* "Okay, that's enough. Let him go." *Every fan girl goes "aaaaaawwwweeee!!"* "Sorry girls. As much as I want to see this guy get annihilated, I can't risk getting sued after the very first episode."
Vegeta: "You can't be serious! Do you honestly think that I'm going to let this stupid faker get away with this?!"
TeamNorthman: "Sorry, but I just can't allow this to happen-" *Gives Vegeta a 'look'.* "on studio grounds." *Vegeta looks at her, confused.* "Vegeta, I don't want a fight in the studio, but…I have no control of what you do…hmm, let's see…in the parking lot…?"
Vegeta: *Evil smile.* "Oh. Okay, no fighting in the studio." *Drops the imposter and shoves him towards the stage exit.* "Let's take a walk, shall we?"
Imposter: "W-where are we going?"
Vegeta: "Oh you'll see." *Pushes him again, then turns to face the fan girls.* "Well? Are you coming or not?" *All of the fan girls squeal and run after Vegeta and the imposter as they exit the studio. TeamNorthman and Piccolo are the only ones left on stage.*
Piccolo: "Well…the first episode went…well."
TeamNorthman: *Sighs and turns towards the empty audience seats.* "Well, that's it for the first episode of The Dragon Ball Z Fan Show. Tune in next time for our second interview. I just pray that it goes smoother than this one." *Shakes head, looking tired.* "Come one Piccolo. Let's get the hell out of here."
*TeamNorthman and Piccolo exit the studio.*
So what did you think? Was it good? Bad? Boring? Any tips? Please review!