One day, the unthinkable happened.
Sora and Kairi got into an argument.
I know, I know. It seems impossible for such a thing to happen. It makes god seem fallible and that the world should crumble down before your very eyes! It makes you gasp in incredulous awe! Go on, gasp!
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You don't believe me, do you? Fine, here's proof. The actual conversation that happened some years ago (I think when they were ten) is to follow, as well as some actions that happened. I have it video-taped I swear!
On to the main event:
Scene: Sora met up with Kairi on the pier. They are currently talking about the fight that Riku and Sora had, and how he lost again.
Sora: Well, he just caught me off guard is all, you know? I was just turned for a second.
Kairi: Heh, yeah. Was it the dream voices again?
Sora: No! I thought you weren't going to talk about that, you know how I get when I have those.
Kairi: Yeah, like a complete looney.
Sora-x-glares-x- That's not funny.
Kairi-x-giggles-x- Sorry. So... Sora?
Sora: Hmm?
Kairi: I've been wondering about this for awhile...
Sora: What is it?
Kairi: What makes your hair stick out like that? It's so pointy!
Sora: ...you asked the forbidden question. How dare you?
Kairi: Whaaaat? I just wanted to know. Is it your shampoo?
Sora: No!
Kairi: Gel?
Sora: No! growls
Kairi: Sor-a! Why won't you tell meeeee?
Sora: It is my secret Kairi! I never told anyone, not even Riku!
Kairi: Riku, Riku, Riku! Is that all you care about!
Sora: Why are you jumping on me all of a sudden? You're the one who asked about my hair!
Kairi: Because you're always with Riku. I swear you two can't spend a minute apart!
Sora: We've been best friends since forever! How close do you think we would be?
Kairi: How close do you think we would be?
Sora: Stop that!
Kairi: Stop that!
Sora: You are such a little twit! You're always following Riku and me around, trying to get us to fight and stuff! What is your twisted little fantasy! Having some kind of love triangle?
Kairi: You take that back! I only hang out with you two because Tidus always wants to show me his stick, Wakka is always playing with his balls, and Selphie is a little pansy!
Sora: Oh right, admit it! You like me!
Kairi: Ugh! Do not!
Sora: Do too!
Kairi: As a friend, that's all!
Sora: Don't even...
Kairi: Why would I like someone who acts completely dopey, loses all the time, and plays with a wooden sword?
Sora: Because I am the master of the sword, let me tell ya! And because there is not a soul who would put up with your OCD ways anyway!
Kairi-x-cries-x- Meanie! I'm gonna make Riku beat you up!
Sora: Go ahead! I'll beat him too, then I'll tell Tidus you like him!
Kairi: You'll regret that-x-runs away-x-
-The Next Day-
Scene: Riku has both Sora and Kairi in a head lock. Kairi is in tears and Sora is trying to bite his way through Riku's arm. Real genius he is.
Sora-x-with a mouthful of Riku's arm in between his teeth-x- Owww, Riku! Let me up, this hurts!
Kairi: Rik-uuuuu! You're not supposed to hurt girls!
Riku: Both of you shut up! You two were being stupid yesterday, and bringing me in to take sides was even more idiotic! Now both of you apologize to each other!
Sora: But Riku...She asked about my hair!
Riku: Get off it will you? You threatened her with Tidus for god's sake!
Kairi-x-sniffs-x- I'm...sorry.
Sora-x-murmurs-x- stupid, little...
-x-Riku lets go of Kairi and starts to rub his knuckles into Sora's head. Sora whimpers.-x-
Sora: Okay, okay! I'm sorry Kairi...
And so is the end of Kairi and Sora's fight. Weird huh? Yes, I know. It was very...different.