Ember's back, back again! Ember's back, tell a friend! Sorry, I got Eminem in my head. Anyway, I got notified by catspats31 and Venomheart that my story was breaking laws, so I had to change it. Thanks to both of you! I've been pretty busy and haven't been writing as much. Again, thank you! I definitely don't want my story deleted!

And a disclaimer: I do not own Lamborghinis, Michael Kors, designer dresses, SKYPE, or any other brands featured in this picture (besides Russetfur's Regal Diner).

Here we go!

Jayfeather smirked at his newly typed response to Leafpool on the new instant messaging site, CatChat. His mother was being annoying again, criticizing everyone, especially Jayfeather because of his relationship (and now a date at 8:00!) with Half Moon. Which made absolutely no sense. She was the one who had kits with WindClan cat, for StarClan's sake! Her username was even Leaffeather, a combination of her and Crowfeather's names.

Jayfeather glanced at his phone screen again to see that Leafpool had logged off. Laughing, he saw Spottedleaf's response to the chat, saying that Leafpool was annoying. Perfect opening. He replied instantly, cackling as his paws whizzed across the keyboard. Jayfeather pressed send and started chuckling. He had told off Spottedleaf as well, reminding her that she had told Leafpool to follow her heart.

Setting the phone down, he began to prep for his date. He used gel on his fur and tied a classy black bow tie around his neck, and put on a navy blue blazer (yes, I FINALLY figured out what that is, thanks Cynical Britton. And just picture cats walking on their hind legs when you're reading this).

Finally done, Jayfeather grinned at his reflection and dashed out into his black Lamborghini (because all medicine cats should have Lamborghinis). He rushed to Half Moon's place, where she was waiting in an expensive designer emerald silk dress that matched her eyes and a gold leather clutch by Michael Kors. Smiling at him, she slid into the car seat and off they went, to Russetfur's Regal Diner.

(TIMESKIP)

Two hours and $60 later, Jayfeather dropped Half Moon back off at her place. She got out and rushed back up to her front door, where she blew Jayfeather a kiss before going inside. Satisfied and broke, Jayfeather left for home.

In StarClan, however, Spottedleaf was sulking.

"For the LAST TIME, Leafpool's leaving ThunderClan was NOT my fault!" she yelled at Bluestar over SKYPE.

"Oh yes it is," Bluestar taunted immaturely.

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No and that's final!" Spottedleaf shouted before shutting off Skype. 30 seconds later she got a message in her Inbox.

"From Yellowfang? What could that be?" Spottedleaf wondered aloud, opening the message.

"NOOOOO!" she shrieked upon reading its contents.

The message said: Yes, it is your fault. -Yellowfang and Bluestar

So, how did you like it? Let me know in a review!

Jayfeather: Yeah kids, review how GOALS Half Moon and I are!

Half Moon: Jayfeather, it was ONE DATE.

Jayfeather: Who says? Tonight at 8?

Half Moon: Kay, see you there!

Me: Anyway, please review! Ember out!