Another boring day in the Village hidden in grass, as I took my team up to our usual training grounds. I, the sensei of the team, have to teach little brats how to be a ninja. I sighed out loud to nothing. I am Kami. I am 18, one of the youngest jonin in the Grass village. My short, wild magenta hair getting in my steel-silver eyes, making me sigh again. My team is made up of the weakest rookies, Game, being the smartest yet weakest, Hitashimo, being the pretty boy, and good at genjutsu, and Dane, the strongest but dumbest. They are the only rookie team of all boys, and have a good combination of skill, but couldnt get along to save their pathetic little lives. I, am a jashinist of 2 years. Immortal. My weapon is a six-bladed scythe three blades on each side. NOT that the people of my village know that I am a jasinist, but you would think they would notice people going missing left and right, and alleyways painted bright red. Well, they do, but they are too stupid to guess who is the murderer. I only arrived at the village six years ago, covered in my friends blood. I had murdered almost my whole village, at the age of twelve, and killed anyone I could see, then ran away. So what, I was insane, aren't most ninja? A clang of metal meeting metal caught my attention, and i saw Dane and Game sparring again. I sighed and stepped in between the two, grabbing their wrist and twisting their arms, making them turn, and brought their wrist to their necks in a painfull hold and pushed them away from eachother. "GAME. DANE. WE ARE ON A MISSION AND DONT NEED ANY DISTRACTIONS. STOP FIGHTING. WHY CANT YOU GUYS JUST GET ALONG?" Game looked like he was about to reply, but thought better of it and shut his mouth. "Our mission isto scout territory where and enemy might be residing. Don't be slacking! This is serious!" And before anyone could say anything... They attacked. They as in the enemy. They took Hitashimo before I could act, and had a kunai at his neck. The two genin before me were shocked and Hitashimo was struggling agaisnt the womans grasp. The woman started to talk. "What do we have here? Kami? I havnt seen you since we were 7! Remember me? Mai?" I remembered her instantly. "Mai! I missed you! Where have you been?" "Oh, just a missing ninja, you?" "Well when I was twelve i murdered a clan,but other than that, teaching little brats." "OH! These brats?" The Three genin looked at me shocked. i started talking again. "Yeah, so I would appreciate if you would let him go""I'm afraid I can't do that Kami. I'm under strict orders to bring you to the Akatsuki.I won't let him go unless you go willingly" I sighed. Everything just HAD to be complicated. Dane was about to charge, but before he could, I stopped him in his tracks. I said "Whatever. I'll go. Just let him go first" Mai nodded and he fell and ran over to me. I walked calmly over to her and nodded at them. "Tell the Old Man I said suck it. It was too boring there anyway. Go back to the village." They gave me the best glare they could muster before they ran off towards the village. I drew a line through my grass headband and followed Mai. "Where are we going again?" She sweatdropped. "The Akatsuki. They need back up people, and they want you to be Hidan's back up. You were the only Jashin worshipper that had any talent close to Hidan's, witch is what we needed. You have to spend a lot of time with him, so I hope you don't mind cussing. I am Konan's apprentice or whatever you want to call it. All we really do all day is make origami with our chakra." I sighed again. "Is it boring there? Will I be able to go on missions?" She just laughed. "It's anything but boring. Yeah, we will go on missions but we have to go with our partner. I don't have one yet, so I dont go on missions. We already have a mini Kakuzu, his name is Gage. So you'll just go on missions with him." I was still totally confused on who Hidan, Konan and Kakuzu were, but I guess I would meet them later. I just spaced out the rest of the way to the hideout.
We arrived at a cave, and as we entered, a black and orange blur tackled me to the ground. "TOBI IS SO HAPPY THAT WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER! TOBI'S NAME IS TOBI! NICE TO MEET YOU! DOES KAMI-CHAN HAVE ANY CANDY?" I shoved him off and Mai tried to help. Mai is average hight and weight, black medium length hair with purple highlights. She has pale skin and blue eyes. She can read peoples minds and emotions she is very quiet and calm unless she is thretened. she doesnt really have any special weapons like my scythe. We got Tobi of and Mai lead me to the Leader's office. We walked into the door and I saw golden eyes staring back. "You are Kami, correct? I am sure Mai explained why you are here. You are to listen to Hidan's instructions. He will teach you everything you need to know. Here is you uniform. You need wear it at all times during working hours, witch you will discuss with Hidan." He handed me a plain white cloak with one red cloud on it, the same as Mai's. "Once you become a real member, you will get the traditional black and red cloak." I nodded and he dismissed us. Mai then lead me to Hidan's room and left. I knocked lightly on the door, and heard a long string of curse words the other side. The door flew open and a tall man with white, slicked back hair and magenta eyes. He glared at me and said "The fuck you want bitch? I was in the middle of praying you fucking cunt! Who the fuck are you anyway?" I growled at him. "Who the fuck are you calling a cunt you little bastard? Do you think I give a flying shit about your praying? Do it before you sleep or something. I am supposed to be your apprentice or something." glared at me and let me into his room to talk. I walked in and saw another bed with a guy with a mask on it. "Whats your name anyway? Why did they even choose YOU to be my apprentice?" "My name is Kami. They chose me because I was apperently the Jashinist most like you." "Whatever. When do you want to train?" "I don't care. how about from 8 to 12?" "Whatever." "Who's that dude?" "That? That's Kakuzu.""You two dating?" they both jumped up. If looks could kill, I would have been long gone. I jumped up and ran out of the room. Hidan started to chase me yelling profanity. I looked back to see if I lost him before I bumped into a huge green fly trap thing. I fell to the floor and the thing turned and looked at me, and saw a man inside it. Next to him was a guy my age with black hair covering his eyes and his skin seemed to have a greenish tint. I hid behind the man with the plant around his face. They stared at me weird, but then heard Hidan's cussing and seemed to understand. Hidan rounded the corner and the dude with green skin walked around me to block the rest of my body. Hidan pointed at me and I squeaked. "HEY ZETSU! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A NEW GIRL AROUND HAVE YOU?" "No Hidan I haven't. If I do I'll make sure to tell you." Hidan ran off again and I sighed. The dude named Zetsu turned around. "What did you do to piss him off that bad?" "Well, i noticed he shared a room with that Kakuzu guy...so I asked him if they were dating. Is that a bad thing?" The unnamed dude spoke up. "Yeah it's a bad thing! they hate eachother, but their partners, and parners have to share room. I'm Densa. You?" "I'm Kami. meet you Densa, Zetsu. I gotta run before he catches me! See you guys later! Bye!" I zoomed off again only tun into a wall three seconds later and landed on my butt. I got up and walked back a ways before turning a corner I saw before, and continued running.