Don't Mess With The Blonde Chick

Two years. Two fucking years. Seriously, this has to be the most fucked up shit I've ever encountered in my life.

I don't know how it happened and I don't know why, it just is.

Let me back up a little bit and explain my current situation to you. It's not going to be like one of those things where I was sucked through the television into this place, I just kind of woke up here. I remember where I was before and what I did before. I worked a normal job, had normal dreams, normal friends, normal family and a pretty much ordinary, non exciting life.

Well, up until it wasn't.

As I said before, I just kind of woke up here.

Where is here? I've already gotten past all of my denials and hysterical crying fits already so I'm just going to let you know I guess it's in the Naruto realm or dimension or something.

How did I find out? Well, a giant ball of fire that almost killed me my first day here was kind of a clue. I've never really been a Naruto die hard fan, but it doesn't take much to put two and two together. Needless to say after that happened I hightailed it and got my ass out of there as quick as I possibly could. Which really isn't that fast considering I'm not that athletic. At all.

Luckily, they really didn't want much to do with me, being too busy fighting these other people who are like shooting wood out of the fucking ground, but I wasn't about to take any chances so I went absolutely as far as possible.

Which I guess wasn't really too far considering my lack of athletic skill, I just kind of ran until I couldn't run anymore.

Now, I'm not one of those people who are really knowledgeable of living off the land like Bear Grylls or the guy from Survivorman, but I somehow managed for two years.

It wasn't pretty though.

I became sick quite a few times off some of the stuff I tried to eat that I thought look like something edible from their TV shows but it's really hard to remember when you're terrified right out of your mind most the time. I learned how to be pretty evasive to stay away from the weird people who were throwing fire around like it was nothing or the people bringing up roots from the ground like they were some sort of Poison Ivy fighting Batman.

Needless to say, I've changed lean-to shacks multiple times over the past few years. As soon as I heard the rumblings or the grumblings of something that didn't sound like it should be there I pick up and moved pretty quickly. I was extremely adamant about not becoming one of those people who put themselves in the fray. I'm more of a realist. I know my limits and I'm not about to push it to save or help someone I hardly know preferring to hiding in the woods where no one, hopefully, would find me. If they were abandoned, and no one else was there, maybe. And that's a pretty iffy maybe. After all the death I've seen and heard they could just turn around and kill me too once I heal them. I want to help, but I'm not stupid. That was a risk I wasn't very comfortable with taking.

Pretty much, I'm mostly more inclined to save my own skin over someone else's. Unless it's child, really is hard to leave a kid behind. Especially after all the screaming I've heard sometimes and just the fire I've seen. I can imagine how terrifying it be for a child. Sadly, I've already come across a few of charred battlefields with the remains of small children left in them. It was heartbreaking to see, but there's really nothing I could do for them at that point. I have a limited knowledge of basic first aid skills, but nothing that can help against 2nd 3rd degree burns. Or wooden spikes large through their chests. Not sure if anyone could help with that. The best I could do for them was bury them to at least to give them some resemblance of respect.

So that's pretty much what my life's been like for the past two years. Lots of running and lots of hiding. I ran into a couple people before, I think they were merchants or something. They had a good size caravan behind them and were very kind to me. I met them as I was collecting water at a small stream and they were nice enough to allow me to have an extra pair of worn down looking shoes that barely fit me and an old dirty looking brown kimono style dress to pair with the black leggings I already had. It pretty much look like a longer shirt on me because of my 5 foot 11 inch height but it was better than being naked, so I was going about to bitch too much. They were the only nice people I have met pretty much my entire time here that didn't want to rape me, rob me, or use me as a slave. Which, in all actuality, happened a couple times and let me tell you what, I ran faster from them then I did from the people in armor.

It was all ugly as hell, but beggars can't be choosers at this point and honestly I just didn't give a shit and I really wanted something clean to wear besides the leggings I had worn along with the pink mesh shirt with a black tank top underneath. Needless to say the colours didn't really shine through any more like that used to and the pink was a little bit of a beacon to anybody with eyes. I'm not a fan of drawing attention to myself after seeing what I've seen here. And the old mesh top works for that perfect time of the month when Satan's sacrificial bloody waterfall took place. Yeah... Life was pretty bad.

Moving beyond that point, all of this back story brings me back to this point. This one instant in time where I didn't look the other way and run. Which in all honesty is what I should have done, but like I said before it always starts out what the one thing I couldn't look away from. The one thing I just couldn't turn around and leave to let whatever would happen happen. Like I said before it's really hard to leave an injured kid when they're all by themselves. So of course, the one time I stick my neck out for someone, seems to bite me in the ass.

AN

Okay, first chapter is up! Yay me! It may start out a little bit slow, but it picks up later. As always, usually the introductions are the most significantly boring. But you know, nothing ever turns out great without a little bit of back story. Now there's any issues or grammatical errors please let me know as I am very adamant about correcting those. The next chapter should come out within the next day or so as I'm currently almost done with it. I know it doesn't say the main character's name yet, or what kid she finds, but it'll come out in the next chapter. This was just pretty much setting everything up. Let me know what y'all think.