Chester V / Sam Sparks
Sam was sitting in her apartment alone one day, since Flint was out buying 15 eggs. Suddenly, Chester V crashed through her door. "What the FUCK?!" she exclaimed. "Chester? I thought you got eaten by a cheeseburger spider!"
Dusting himself off, Chester smiled the smile of an old scientist who had come back from the dead about to rape a pretty young girl. "I came back because the author said I should!" he shrieked, pointing to the fourth wall, which was promptly shattered and eaten by ten thousand vampire batsnakes.
The fourth wall wasn't the only thing that shattered that night. By the time Chester had tied the girl up and relieved her of her clothing, two other things had shattered, including Sam's dignity.
"Do you know what the V in my name stands for?"
Sam could only shake her head, for her mouth was gagged with the professor's personal cum rag.
"I'll give you a hint. It has to do with the thing of yours I'm about to steal."
Sam's eyes grew wide and tears streamed her face. "N-no... no!" she screamed around the cloth.
"This vase!" Chester shouted, grabbing a vase off a nearby table. He laughed maniacally and threw himself out of a window.
By the time Flint had gotten home, Sam had passed out and was covered in tears. Flint exclaimed, "Holy shit that's the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life, and one time I fucked a starfish." Flint reluctantly untied Sam and helped her get dressed.
"Thanks, Flint," Sam said, looking into Flint's eyes. Then she noticed his giant erection forming under his pants. She looked down and saw that it was brushing against her lower belly. "Oh, okay," she said, unzipping Flint's pants and moaning. She fondled his bulging penis while unwrapping it from its small confines of underwear.
"Oh fuck yeah, Sparks," Flint groaned, grabbing her hair and pushing her head into his crotch. His large cock slapped against Sam's wet lips. She smiled, laughed, and willingly took his throbbing member into her mouth, running her tongue around and inside of Flint's foreskin (he was actually born Jewish but ran away before he turned thirteen).
Flint slipped his hands under Sam's shirt and began messing with her round titties. He eventually grabbed hold of the edge of her bra and yanked downwards, exposing her breasts. She moaned loudly and began undressing Flint as well. Eventually they were completely naked, except for Sam's panties.
Sam slurped her lips around the tip of Flint's pecker, and then took the whole thing into her throat. She ran her tongue up and down the length of his shaft until Flint threw his head back and groaned. Right before he came all over her face and tits and tummy, she drew back and spread her legs wide open for Flint to plunge his juicy cock into her tight pussy.
Flint rested his hands on Sam's hips and kissed her on the mouth, their two-foot-long tongues flicking about in each other's throat. As they pulled away their interlocked digestive tracts made low sucking noises and bubbly gurgles. Their eyes rolled back into their heads. They both opened their mouth until their jaws unhinged and let out high-pitched keening sounds. This went on for several minutes until Flint pulled out a switchblade and plunged it into Sam's panties, severely cutting her vagina in the process. As soon as a sizeable hole had been torn open, Flint took ahold of his regular sized dick and twisted it two separate directions. A growly, robotic voice spoke from his scrotum sack: "Engage super cock?" In response, Flint smashed his head into the floor seven times while screaming, "MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO ERADICATE!" His erect penis made clicking sounds and began to expand. Two metal appendages poked out from his dick hole and ripped it open to three times its initial size. A long, metallic, bio-mechanical dildo arose from the gash, but where the head of the penis would be, there was a wooden carving of a smiling horse with a human's mouth.
Flint jammed his new cock into Sam's now-demolished pussy, pneumatic hydraulics assisting him. Blood began to squirt from Sam's vagina, her hymen and virginity destroyed. Eventually the friction built up and their bodies began to catch fire. As flames engulfed them, they started to wail, for they had felt the irresistible touch of ecstasy. One pounding after another, the tentacles of an orgasm wrapped around their brains and genitalia. But instead of having an orgasm, Sam's vagina erupted into a swarm of bats. The bats grew snake heads and began tearing bits of flesh off of their bodies.
"SHIT!" they yelled in unison. "VAMPIRE BATSNAKES!"
Then they both died and the batsnakes exploded with the force of multiple tons of dynamite, destroying several city blocks.
Meanwhile, Chester sold the vase he had stolen at a nearby pawn shop, which was run by Rick Harrison. In return for the decor, Mr. Harrison had fucked Chester in the ass for 17 days straight, not bothering to stop to eat or go to the restroom, as he did both on Chester's face.