Devil-In-Law
Summary: Yusuke and Keiko have been happily married and have had a wonderful honeymoon, life couldn't be better for the two... Although, Kagome seems to think that Yusuke's life is a bit too boring so she tries to make it a tad bit more ... interesting... Slight KagKuro YusKei
There weren't many times when Yusuke, whom claimed the title as "The biggest Punk", felt like crying, but this was one of them. Granted he was no longer single but they were so happy together; they had been married for roughly three weeks and just coming back from their wonderful and glamorous honeymoon, having the time of their lives and then … she came into their lives. She is Keiko's cousin, close/over protective friend, and the devil's incarnate, sorry, what I meant to say was the wonderful village miko in the Shinto plays at her shrine… also known as Higurashi Kagome. The petite, 5'1" ebony hair and blue eyed woman didn't seem like much of a threat at first but like Yusuke now knows all too well, most first impressions are most likely deceptive… although he had to learn that the hard way with Kagome…
The first time he recalled meeting the demonic woman was at his and Keiko's wedding. Everything was beautiful and perfect, Kurama's flowers were as stunning as usual, Atsuko and his friends, such as Kuwabara, Kurama, Genkai, Yukina and so on had shown up, even Koenma and Hiei which was a surprise in itself, granted the later of the two was forced, but then she had to try ruin it for him by make some comments about things here and there. She just had to put Keiko under pressure, filling her head with these new nonsense ideas, asking her if she truly wanted to be bound to him of all people for the rest of her life. Telling her it was not to late to cancel the whole thing and just walk out those doors and be free from it all.
Yusuke was practically thanking the Gods right now that Keiko had managed to pull herself together and confirm to Kagome at the last minute that she believed that she was making the right choice by going through with the ceremony to which Kagome agreed but quite begrudgingly, disappointed that she had failed in her plans of sabotage - I mean- helping her make the right decision. But, fear not, for even though Yusuke and Keiko had completed their vows and have the paperwork to prove it, Kagome still continued her activities at the celebration party for the wedding in her mission to make sure Yusuke's life was ... always exciting. Granted she knew that she could no longer deny the fact that Yusuke was now and forever shall be Keiko's husband and her… dare she say it, cousin-in-law, for the girl didn't really believe in taking such drastic forces unnecessarily but that didn't mean Kagome couldn't try…
The woman did everything in her power to cause friction in the air, mostly to do with Yusuke getting in a heap of trouble, such as the time when she had a freshly baked cake right out of the oven in her hands and was about to bring it outside where everybody else was. As she picked up the cake she sweetly called Yusuke to open the door for her to which he wouldn't have done if it weren't for Keiko's glare, so then as he was opening the door she made it appear as if he had tripped her, making her drop the cake which happened to hit Keiko and Botan square in the face… The sad part was that Yusuke wasn't even prepared for the verbal lashing following the act by both women…
It was a beautiful sunny day without a cloud in the sky and everyone was outside talking to each other and enjoying the beauty nature had to offer to them. Everything was delightful, the girls, plus Kurama's help of course, had prepared a lovely feast which included tonkatsu, udon, yakisoba, sushi, and many more delicious foods, it was a nice and cool day, everyone seemed to be getting along and the timer from the oven had just gone off, signalizing that the cake was done. So Kagome, being the nice girl that she is, went to get the cake and decorated it with chocolate frosting -Hiei's insistence of course- but she couldn't open the door so she pleasantly called out the window, "Yusuke-kun! Can you get the door for me, I'm afraid I might drop the cake if I try." Yusuke just looked over at everyone else to see that nobody else heard her calling for help and if they did they also heard that she called Yusuke. So after Keiko tried to glare at him to death he got out of his seat and opened the door when suddenly as Kagome was coming out of the house her foot 'mysteriously' got hooked onto his, making it appear as if he was trying to trip her.
Fortunately, Kurama had turned around in time to see her falling and catch her at the very last second to which she blushed and quietly thanked him, but sadly the cake was not in such a good condition. You see, as Kagome was falling, instead of the cake falling straight to the ground due to gravity, it 'magically' shot forward in the direction where Keiko and Botan were happily chatting together. SPLAT! Hitting them directly in the face, next thing that was heard was, "Yusuke! Why did you trip me?" Kagome shouted at Yusuke who turned to see Botan and Keiko whipping the cake batter off their face to reveal very pissed grim reaper and angry wife… not a very good combination. So as Kurama helped Kagome back up and she politely thanked him and went on to watching the events unfold, someone saw the smirk beginning to play on the girl's lips. Although, I do not know whether good or bad, but he decided it was rather amusing...
"Oh my fucking God! Can you believe that woman!? She doesn't want to buy any other house other than that one, the one that just happens to be across damn the street!!! Oh, lovely property, wonderful neighborhood, beautiful house! Bullshit! She hates that damn house, I can tell! She's out to get me I swear!" Yusuke shouted as he shoved a pillow into his face as he yelled out his anger on the unsuspecting pillow. The three other tantei looked at him with either a mixture of either amusement or concern for his health… well Kurama was the only one worried for his health while Kuwabara was laughing his ass off that Yusuke believed Kagome, the kind and innocent one, was quote "out to get him" and Hiei on the other hand looked at the detective with a mixture of annoyance and humor at his situation. "What's wrong detective, afraid of a harmless human woman?" Yusuke took the time to take his face from the pillow to glare at Hiei and said, "That witch isn't harmless! I swear she is the devil's incarnate in disguise! What normal woman is that psychotically twisted?! Better yet, what woman period is that psychotic!?"
"Now, now, you don't want to hurt that small little brain of yours using such big words, it just might overload it, detective." Hiei replied as Yusuke appeared to be holding himself back from trying to strangle him until Kuwabara joined in by saying, "Yeah Urameshi, listen to the shrimp for once."
Now that is what set Yusuke off by actually trying to punch both of them until Kurama sighed and stopped the up coming fight by saying, "Yusuke, get a hold of yourself, Kuwabara please refrain from commenting when you know it will merely draw a fight and Hiei, don't taunt and instigate a fight on purpose, especially with your own team members." Hiei of course started a mental conversation with Kurama instead, 'What's wrong kitsune, getting irritable? Is that demented bandit talking inside your head again?' Hiei asked as he smirked, knowing exactly what buttons to push to get the reaction he was looking for. 'You know me all too well Hiei, but yes, every time Kagome is here or is mentioned he makes a slight comment about it…' Hiei then noticed Kurama shifting uncomfortably in his seat and pieced the information together. 'Heh.' 'It is not funny Hiei.' 'Heh, your right, it was hilarious.'
Kurama turned to Hiei and gave him a pointed look before standing up and saying, "We must hurry and leave, I believe that the girls will not be very happy if we are late." So everyone else stood and as they walked up Genkai's steps to her shrine they noticed that there was a very male body standing next to the girls. The aforementioned male turned around and looked them directly in the eye with mirth shining clearly through his violet eyes.
"Hey you guys! How is my favorite cousin-in-law?" Kagome asked as she came running towards them with the strange guy following her. It was then that they took notice of his appearance consisting of long black hair tied in a high ponytail, dark lavender eyes now shining with mirth, and quite a slim yet muscular form. Strange thing was that he seemed so familiar for some reason…
"Who's that guy?" Yusuke bluntly asked as he looked the guy from head to toe, trying to determine whether or not he was to be considered a foe. "Oh! How silly of me, this cute guy over here is Hatori, my boyfriend." Kagome said as Yusuke non-discreetly snorted. "Aw, don't worry Yusuke, I think you're cute too," Kagome added as she saw Yusuke's nose turn up, but she couldn't help but add, "It's just that Hotori is so much cuter." She added as Hotori swooped down and scooped Kagome in his arms, bridle style - much to Kagome's delight, but pretended to fuss anyways- and as she struggled, he kissed her chastely –mainly to shut her up though- making their audience go into shock. "What the hell do you think you are doing!? That damn bitch is EVIL!" Kagome merely turned her head to Yusuke with mocking eyes and held up her hand in silent countdown and when she reached one Keiko had come to the group and when she saw Kagome with a hurt expression she asked her what had happened, so Kagome said, "Keiko, Yusuke was being mean to me again by calling me in derogatory terms!"
Now being that Kagome is younger than Keiko by a year or so, she took up the role of protecting Kagome, especially from anything that would harm her "innocence". "Yusuke! What have I told you about picking on Kagome?" Keiko whispered harshly to Yusuke who was trying to defend himself from his newly wedded wife whom was threatning to castrate him if he didn't stop with his foolish actions which seemed to have suddenly risen in amount over the past couple weeks they have been married. "Keiko-chan, would it be alright if I talked to Hatori for a minute?" Kagome asked as she looked at Keiko with innocent eyes, of course only Yusuke, Kurama and Hatori saw the smirk begining to play on her lips. "Why of course Kagome-chan, just don't be back too late." Keiko smiled to her younger cousin before going back to scolding Yusuke in a venomous voice that threatened castration, about his manners and rudeness.
Once in a far enough distance away in the forest that was surrounding the shrine, to the point where even those with enhance demonic senses could not hear a word they say, Kagome and Hatori burst out laughing. "Oh my god Hatori that was so funny. Its almost as good as when I told him I wanted to live across the street from them!" Hatori burst into another round of laughing before he calmed down and said, "We aren't by them anymore, I perfere my original name, not my ningen one. That is if you actually remember it with that short-termed memory loss brain of yours." Hatori mockingly teased Kagome as she playfully swatted him on the chest saying, "Oh shut up Kuronue, at least I have a brain." Kagome teased back as Hatori, now known as Kuronue crossed his arms and stuck out his tongue at Kagome once her back was turned. "Stop acting so childish Kuronue," said Kagome, still with her back turned, "How could you have known? I swear, if I hadn't known you were 'completely human' I would say you were a jaganshi and you have eyes in the back of your head." Kuronue of course mumbled the last part under his breath as Kagome turned around and said with a sugarcoated smile, "Why of course I'm human 'Nue, were you implying I'm not?" Kagome of course knew this would creep him out but couldn't hold a straight face long and started laughing all over again for seeing Kuronue's left eyebrow twitch was the last staw before the damn broke.
Kuronue, now was sulking, knowing it was all at his expense that she was laughing her guts out and tried to steer away to another subject. "So Kagome, what do you plan to do to Yusuke next? Do you have any special plans or are you going to wi-" Kuronue stopped himself in mid-sentence as he looked at Kagome's face which had an ever slowly growing smile, one that would make Yusuke, Kuronue and countless demon which have seen it before flee, knowing it caused choatic havoc ... it meant that Kagome was feeling rather playful...
"Hey you guys, did we miss anything?" Kagome asked as she and Kuronue walked -well she was in such a good mood that she was skipping- back to them from the forest. Botan just smiled and said, "Nope, nothing much were just about to start eating though."
So once everyone had come to the picnic tables and were gathered around Keiko decided to tell them wonderful news that not even Yusuke knew about... So once she had everyone's attention she said, "Everyone, I would like to make an important announcement... Okay, I just found out today that ... I'm pregnant..." Silence was all that was heard and Keiko assumed the worst before Yusuke ran up to her and planted his lips on hers while nearly hugging her to death. "Yes! I'm going to be a father!" He was so happy of course that he didn't notice Kagome -along with Kuronue - going up to Keiko and talking to her; before he knew it he heard, "Everybody, I would also like to announce that Kagome is going to be the godmother and Hatori as the godfather if they get married!" When Yusuke heard that he stopped short in his yelling and looked at Keiko and asked her to repeat that so Kagome went up to him and placed an arm on his shoulder as she turned him around so that they were walking side by side towards the forest and leaned her head on his shoulder and said, "Hey Yusuke-kun, now that Keiko-chan is pregnant, I'll be over more often to help to take care of her. Keiko even offered Hatori and I to live with you guys to help with her pregnancy. " Kagome merely smirked wickedly as Yusuke had bulging eyes and nearly chocked on air as he looked at her and thought, 'You can't be fuckin' serious...'
An, lol, I just couldn't resist making this! I wanted to add more things in here but i also wanted to get this posted because i am impatient like that. I might add more to this later though, but anyways please review!