"I HATE men," Ino sighed as she plopped down into a booth beside Sakura. Sakura, Tenten, Hinata and Ino had all assembled to meet in the wafflehouse that day to discuss ninja training with other fellow kunoichi. "Why do you say that?" Tenten inquired. "I had to do ALL the work in today's mission, and that's why I'm late. Chouji and Shikamaru just sat around while Asuma smoked and I worked," she said glumly. "Yeah, Neji and Lee were busy fighting today, and Gai was too busy siding with Lee for us to do anything," Tenten agreed. "Sasuke and Naruto were jerks again, and Kakashi doesn't care," Sakura relayed. "Sh-Shino and Kiba were too busy training with each other to train with me. I had to train with K-Kurenai-sensei," Hinata added timidly.

"Yeah, they always ignore poor Hinata," Kurenai said as her and Anko sat beside them. "Anko-san?" Tenten asked. "Yeah, we overheard you guys and decided to add our own thoughts," Kurenai said. "And we're joining too, because groups get discounts," Tsunade declared as Shizune and her joined the group. "I remember Jiraiya always focusing more on my breasts than our Missions," she continued. "The guys don't think I can make my own decisions," Anko told. "K-Kiba's like that t-too," Hinata compared. "The male doctors don't believe me when I say that I'm perfectly capable of being a Field Medic," Shizune complained. "Sasuke and Naruto never give me a chance, either," Sakura comforted. "The boy teachers don't think I'll train my students well enough," Kurenai admitted, and soon the table was alive with indignancy over their unfair treatment.

It was close to midnight when the girls left the wafflehouse to go home. Just as they left, however, a strange old man approached them. "So you think that the guys treat you badly," he started. "Oh HELL yes," Anko shouted vehmently. "Well then, until you understand them, you will have to experience manhood firsthand," he said, and the girls blacked out.

Tsunade awoke, groaning, in her office, propped up in the chair. But something was different. She felt... Lighter. Standing up and stretching, she immediately noticed something important. She could see her toes. Her boobs were gone! "Wait..." she said aloud, and patted the front of her pants. There was something in the front of her pants, and it was warm. Her eyes widened. 'I'm... A man?'

Sorry if that offended any guys. I was trying to make the restaurant scene realistic, and I know from experience that everyone will exaggerate all small memories, and even if things lke this are small and far between the girls are goingto act like it's very day. Mob mentality. Should I add the Sound Girls + Temari? Any other female characters? Pairings? R&R!