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This was it, Lelouch vi Britannia as the demon emperor thought as he saw Zero rushing at him. He was going to atone for his sins.

Suzaku in Zero's outfit was prepared, this was to clear Eurphy's name, to create the world anew, to focus the world's hatred on Lelouch, he got pass the Knightmares, and was about to get pass Orange…when there was a very irritating sting on his hand.

Lelouch's eyes were wide…how did that cat defy physics and got on to Zero? He wanted to face palm, a cat couldn't ruin Zero Requiem… could it? Well it was the same one that almost revealed his identity.

Suzaku turned to see Arthur on his sword hand, the bite wasn't just a sting but it seemed the cat was putting all of his efforts on gnawing Zero's hand off. He wanted to cry out, but he was Zero, and Zero doesn't cry. But how was he supposed to kill the demon emperor with a cat on his hand?

The world watched as Zero tried to shake off the cat…which was a very strange scene indeed. Zero was fling his arm attempting to get rid of the feline with the iron jaw. Strange thing is the demon emperor haven't taken the chance that a cat of all things to get rid of Zero.

Lelouch was very irritated, no make that very, very, very irritated. How did a cat get pass the guard on to Zero, who was Suzaku, who have super human speed? Granted Suzaku did keep the fur ball around…but the idiot wouldn't be foolish enough to train a cat in athletics…would he? He needs to have a talk with the fool then, in the afterlife, when the idiot gets rid of the cat.

Suzaku was trying, he really was. But who thought a cat's jaw could have such an iron grip…he had to throw away the sword. Well he didn't want to slice open Arthur! Even if it's irrelevant to Zero's public image, he wasn't about to hurt a cat… to get to Lelouch.

What? The idiot threw away the sword? That gave the demon emperor an opening to kill him. Damn Suzaku's idiocy, now he's in a position to attack. And damn that cat! Why did it have to show up now, Arthur did went missing for a month, but to show up here, now. Lelouch scowled, he didn't need a cat to become his savior, Zero Requiem was supposed to happen! Just like Eurphy, the fur ball was unpredictable…and is currently ruining his plans!

Milly Ashford watched in awe, Arthur only bites Suzaku, but it be silly to think him as Zero, when he was the Knight of Zero and had passed away. But…well Arthur's bite is pretty compelling. Kallen and Nunnally watched in amazement… a cat could stop Zero, but Lelouch was Zero…what was he planning.

Suzaku after half an hour of fling his arm around finally got the cat off…only to have Arthur bite again in the worse place possible, he couldn't resist anymore.

"OWWWWWW!"

For the people that knew Suzaku Kururugi, the Knight of Seven or the Knight of Zero, they heard his voice again.

Idiot! Why couldn't the fool just kill him with the cat on his hand…alright it would make a more entertaining image rather than the original Zero Requiem but still the plan had to go through! A cat is not going to foil his plans, a cat is not going to foil his plans… or so the demon emperor kept on telling himself.

The rest of the world was just wondering, why didn't the demon emperor kill Zero yet? In fact he looks both irritated and depressed. What was going on? And how did a cat get through the security.

Lelouch couldn't take it anymore; this was going to reveal the Zero Requiem. But then a majority of the population didn't know what he had planned. So time for the dramatics

"Idiot! You expect to defeat me in such a state; you're a fool to think that you can overthrow the ruler of the world!"

Did the demon emperor just called Zero an idiot? That's it? The world was more confused than ever. But the best was about to come.

"Lelouch, get Arthur of me! I can't get him off!" Alright Suzaku was reduced to whining, but he wanted to keep him man parts, he didn't know why Arthur would cling to there, but it hurt like hell.

Lelouch vi Britannia, the demon emperor officially face palmed, Zero Requiem was ruined! And the world was even more confused, how did Zero know the demon emperor? Why were they on first name basis? And why was Zero whining…oh right cat biting in a really bad place.

Author's note: Ways to Ruin Zero Requiem have begun; well the end was depressing, now to think of ways to ruin it. Bear in mind Arthur was Suzaku's cat… and well he defied physics so why not? So Lulu is unintentionally saved by a cat. If you're wondering why didn't Zero run away, well how would it looked if a cat stopped Zero? And well Lelouch couldn't fire if he wanted his plans to come to fruit, even if Zero has that live command. So yeah Arthur almost beated Lulu in R1 but now a cat thawed the demon emperor's plans! ^.^