New story! =.=''. Man, I was really bored...So, you know the drill. Read and Review while I try to pump out ideas for my other stories.

Disclaimer: DON'T OWN DBZ OR NARUTO! Trust me, it's better this way.

It was a regular day on the Planet Vegetasei and Prince Vegeta was walking with his father to the maternity ward of the orphanage. The young prince had no idea why they were there. Just a few minutes ago, a worker from this area came rushing to the palace, exclaiming they need the king immediately. So now, the two royal Saiyans were making their way to where a crowd had gathered. P. Vegeta ignored one of his subjects as he yelled, "Make way for the King!" They finally got through the crowd to see one woman holding a bundle of blankets.

"And what seems to be all the commotion?" King Vegeta asked. The woman holding the blankets stepped forward. "My lord. This is why you were called. We don't know what to do with it." K. Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "And 'it' is?" She moved some of the blanket to reveal a baby. But this baby was different from all the others in the maternity ward. It had blond hair. Both Vegetas eyes widened. "What shall we do my lord?" she asked, fear in the voice. K. Vegeta looked from the blond babe to the rest of the Saiyans.

They had fear across their faces and their King sighed. "Cut off it's tail and Banish it." P. Vegeta looked at his father, wondering, 'Why? It's just different color hair. Nothing dangerous about him.' The young prince watched as the baby was passed to a warrior, who removed the blanket to reveal that the baby was male and had a gold tail. Several Saiyans gasped and one made the sign to ward off evil. The warrior pulled off the baby's tail, which made him cry. King Vegeta burned the tail with his KI and looked at the warrior, who was holding the baby. "Nappa, take that abomination and Banish it!" Nappa bowed and went to go banish it.

Prince Vegeta glanced from the warrior's retreating back to his father and said, "Father, may I go watch. I want to make sure that abomination is gone." King Vegeta looked at his son and after several minutes said, "Yes. But be quick my son. Lord Frieza is coming today." Prince Vegeta nodded and ran off to where the warrior Nappa had gone...

Nappa stood in front of a Banishment pod and sighed. He had been standing there for several minutes and he decided to look at the blond babe in his arms. And that one look undid him. Watery blue eyes stared at him, with a look that tugged at the warrior's heart. And now, Nappa was actually considering of not following his King's word and secretly raise the baby. But a voice from the shadows spoke, "What do you plan to do?"

Nappa jumped and turned around to see Prince Vegeta coming out of the shadows. "M-my Prince! What are you doing here?" The shorter Saiyan walked up to the balding Saiyan. "I just wanted to see how a Banishment was and I see you, a Saiyan warrior, having a heart." Nappa looked at the ground, shamed that he had been found. "And, I can't believe I am saying this, but I agree with you." Vegeta grinned as he watch Nappa's head snap up. The Saiyan Prince looked at the baby in Nappa's arms. "Every life should have a chance. No matter how small. Send him off in a pod. They look just like a Banishment pod so Father won't notice. And he's so busy with Frieza coming that he won't notice until too late. Place him in the pod Nappa. Even though he is different, he is a Saiyan."

Nappa nodded and went to a Space Pod. He placed the baby inside and closed it. Prince Vegeta went over to the control panel and typed in some coordinates. "I'm sending him to a planet way out of the Cold Empire. It is going to be in the 567-98CDQ Sector." The balding Saiyan went and stood next to his prince. "That is pretty far my lord. Are you sure he will survive the trip?" Vegeta glanced at the taller Saiyan. "It will take about 12 days for him to reach the planet I selected for him. He will survive. That I have no doubt. He is a Saiyan. A noble breed. Granted he is strange but one of us." The younger Saiyan paused at the "name of Saiyan Banished."

"You should name him Nappa." Wide obsidian eyed looked at him. "Are you sure my lord?" Vegeta nodded. Nappa looked at the keyboard. Whatever planet he landed on, if found, this would forever be his Saiyan name. Nappa raised his hand and began typing. M-I-N-A-T-O. "Minato? Why that name?" Vegeta asked. Nappa gave him a smile. "On a planet I helped take over, it meant, "One who will be as strong as the sun." Fitting no?" Vegeta closed his eyes and said, "Fitting in deed Nappa. Let us send him off. I don't want Father to become suspicious." Nappa gave a sad nod and pressed a button. The door to Minato's pod closed and blasted off.

Both Saiyans watched as it became a tiny speck in the sky. Vegeta turned and walked away. "Oh, and Nappa, not a word of what happened here. To a soul." Nappa bowed, "Yes my lord." Vegeta nodded. "Come, I can hear the servants panicking." Nappa laughed and followed his prince...

Several days later...

A young woman was humming as she walked through the woods. She had just passed the Genin Exam at the Academy and was beyond happy. Nothing could ruin this day. She stopped as a sound came through the trees. The girl frowned, following the sound and found a crater. In the crater was a strange sphere and the sound was coming from it. She took out a kunai and slowly made her way to the strange sphere. She saw that there was a crack in it and gently touched it with her kunai. She eeped as a section of the sphere fell off. 'Not fall off. Its a door.' she thought and made her way to peer inside.

Her eyes widened as she saw the source of the noise. It was a baby boy. He had blond hair and stopped crying as he looked at her. She smiled as he cooed, reaching out towards her. "Hey there little fella. Where did you come from?" she picked him up and saw a blanket come out of the pod's ceiling. 'Okay. Beyond creepy.' the girl picked up the blanket and read the name engraved in it. "Minato? Well, how bout we take you to see Hokage-sama. He'll find a nice home for you." She wrapped him up in his blanket and ran to the Hokage...

Years later...

Naruto Uzumaki panted as he fought with this creepy nin from Grass. The girl's long tongue kept making it hard for Naruto's kunai to hit his target. The girl laughed, "Come now Naruto-kun. Hit me! I know you can do it, so why aren't you?" Naruto growled and went to fight her fist to fist. This turned out to be a very bad idea. Using her tongue, the Grass nin caught the Kyuubi Jinchuriki. Naruto tried to break free but he gasped in pain as he felt her fist hit his gut. As he began to black out from the pain and strange lack of energy, Naruto saw a strange man walk towards him. He was short, fat, was blue and was wearing strange robes.

Naruto groaned and passed out...

"King Kai! Is he up yet?" "No GOKU! For the millionth time NO! He's not up yet!" "Aww..." Naruto grumbled as he heard two people talking. He blinked and saw white bricks. Naruto frowned and sat up. But, Naruto froze as he saw a monkey sitting at the foot of the bed he was apparently lying in. The Konoha nin stared at it before it screamed. Naruto screamed too, jumping out of the bed. Naruto glued himself up onto a corner of the ceiling with his chakra as the monkey began jumping up and down, hooting.

Naruto stayed put, even as he saw someone enter in the room he was in. He was short, fat and blue. And he was someone Naruto recognized. "H-Hey! You're that guy! And where am I? Am I still in the forest of death?" The fat man(?) smiled at him and said, "Goku, he's up." The blond frowned and was promptly shocked as a tall man wearing orange entered the room. Naruto blinked as the man saw him. "Sweet!" He floated up to where Naruto had glued himself to the wall. "Hi there! I'm Son Goku!" Naruto looked at Goku and looked down before screaming/falling.

Goku winced as Naruto hit the floor. "Ouch..." muttered the blond. He looked up just in time to see Goku land. "Hey, are you okay?" asked the black haired man. Naruto began to back away from the man. "H-How did you do that? People can't float unless they're dead!" Goku blinked and laughed. "W-What's so funny?" barked Naruto. The monkey from earlier hooted. The blue man chuckled and said, "Well, that would be true since Goku is dead. As are Bubbles and I. And I'm King Kai by the way." Naruto's eyes looked above their heads to see a floating gold ring.

The Kyuubi Jinchuriki's jaw dropped as he took in that bit of info. "A-Am I dead?" King Kai laughed. "No child. You're here because a friend asked us to train you." Naruto looked back at the taller orange wearing man. "So, where are we?" Goku grinned. "Why, you're in the afterlife!" Naruto blinked and yelled, "I"M WHERE?"

Goku looked at the young teen, who was currently freaking out. He was ranting and raving about how "Kami is an asshole" and "Kyuubi? You sorry fucking fuzzball! According to Sarutobi-jiji, your life is tied to mine!" Goku folded his arms and cocked his head at the blond. "What's he yelling about King Kai?" The Kai of the North chuckled. "On his planet, there are beings known as Bijuu. Each one is as strong as a Frieza or a Super Saiyan, depending on the number of tails they have." Goku looked at him. "Huh? Number of tails?"

"Yes. For each one is based off of an animal. The strongest one is called the Kyuubi no Kitsune. It has nine tails and it's soul is sealed within the boy we are currently looking at." Obsidian eyes widened as they turned from King Kai to the ranting boy. "And why is he here?" "Well, bring him over here Goku. Don't want to repeat myself." The full-blooded Saiyan nodded and flew over to Naruto. After picking him up by the scruff of his jacket, Goku dragged Naruto over to King Kai.

"Good. Now that you are awake and both of you orange loving fiends are here, I can begin." Naruto removed Goku's hand, straightening his jacket. King Kai continued. "The reason our young blond friend here is because he is half-Saiyan." Goku's eyes widened and looked at Naruto, who looked confused. "Sorry but what's a Saiyan?" asked the Kyuubi Vessel. King Kai smirked. "It is what Goku is. A race of elite warriors who transform into giant apes whenever they see a full moon. And Naruto, your father was one."

The young teen stared at King Kai in disbelief. "Wh-What are you saying?" The blue being grinned. "I'm saying that you, Naruto Uzumaki, aren't fully human. You are half alien. And that you hold the power to protect your planet, or destroy it. So, what are you going to do Naruto Uzumaki? Son of a Blond Saiyan?"

END! Sorry, its just that I ran out of ideas for THIS chapter! Have no fear, there will be more. But for now? Review & Find out