Her Greatest Challenge
"What?" Kim Possible, greatest hero of Middleton said in disbelief.
"You heard me, Kim!" Wade said frantically. "I was scanning for signs of Drakken, and he and Shego are in your house!" Kim blinked. Her parents were alone—they'd sent the tweebs off to space camp, and they'd arranged for her to spend time out in down town Middleton for the day…. Could they have known? Could Drakken had something so horrible that they dared not let Kim face it? No way…she could do anything!
With that, Kim leapt out of the store in the mall, quickly hitched a ride on a truck that owed her a favor…and approached her house quietly. There was Drakken's saucer… he was here! She had to be very careful… who knew what kind of death traps might be waiting for her? What insidious plot her parents were swept up in? She crept through the dark house, like a cat, eyes open for any danger. Nothing. No sound. No sign of struggle…where were they?
Wait. Voices. Voices out back by the hot tub. Had he changed it into an acid tub? How could he do that? Closer…creep up to the back window…but listen…carefully…
"Are you certain Kim Possible won't be here tonight?" Ah hah! It was Drakken.
"Oh, Kimmie is at the mall, and then staying over at Monique's." That was her mom…but she didn't sound upset…in fact she had giggled. Mom, Giggling?
Mind control!
"Well, I hope not, because I'm really not in a mood for a fight…hey, this is really good!" Now Shego?
"Only the best for our guests…" And that was Dad?What was going on? Guests?
"Yes… It's a pity that the younger generation is so up tight." That was Drakken again, and what was he talking about.
"Well," Her dad again, "I'm afraid that for now we have to be content with being the last swingers…but it is nice to get back to the fun of college!" Now Kim was in position. One last recon before she leapt out and…
Brain Freeze.
Big Brain Freeze.
There was Drakken, in the hot tub. There was her mom…next to Drakken…and…eugh…not…wearing… Eyes' retarget: right!
Good. That's more normal. It's just dad in the hot tub with a topless Shego giggling in his lap… no wait-.
Processor failure. Main program reboot.
Abort Reboot. Processor failure.
Abuhabuhabuh…
"So!" The voice of her father. "Who's up for a game of Twister?"
"Wade?"
"Ron! What's happening, I've been trying to contact Kim!"
"She's here, Wade…"
"Oh good, why isn't she answering her Kimmunicator?"
"Ummmmmm…."
Pause.
"Ron?"
"Well, she ran in…tossed me out of bed and grabbed Mr. Snuggles."
"You still have a teddy bear?"
"Hey! Collectable antique if you please, and Rufus won't go to sleep without him."
"Um…whatever…now about Kim?"
"Well, she's curled up in a fetal position with Mr. Snuggles."
"Well talk to her!"
"I can't."
"Why?"
"She's sucking her thumb…"
"Did she say anything?"
"Um….not really… I mean something about Drakken, naked twister…and the horror…. That's pretty much it."
The End.