Ok very stupid story that I wanted to put up!

Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha, the Wolfetones, the Beer, Beer, Beer song (one of the best Irish songs ever!) and Celine Doin. Oh and Ace Ventura. Slinkys rule! Or Murderdolls. Oh and Pinocchio

Shippo had been annoying Inuyasha all day. Right now he was jumping about squeaking "Me! Me! Me! I'm tall! I'm tall!" Inu hits him "I'm not tall."

They arrived at Kagome's house where she was busy putting a slinky down the steps while singing "Everyone loves a slinky! You gotta get a slinky! slinky slinky go! slinky go!" She looks up. "Hi guys! Go in and help yourself to pizza!" They ate pizza, talking and laughing when Kagome asked them if they had ever tried beer.

Inu and Shippo looks at her blankly. Kag sighs and goes through to the fridge and gets out 3 beers. Inuyasha and Shippo brink the beers and like them.

3-4hours later….

Kagome puts on an Irish CD. Inuyasha and Shippo get up and start singing the Beer song.

A long time ago, way back in history,

when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.

Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,

and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,

and to his praises we shall always sing.

Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!

Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer

Beer, beer, tiddly, beer beer, beer.

Then Kagome bursts into the first verse of Murderdolls, Foot in Mouth.

Shut up, before you choke yourself,

Talking with a foot in your mouth must hurt like hell,

Hallelujah, what's it to ya?

Yeah you talk talk, talk, talk to your foot's in your mouth,

Yeah you talk talk, talk, talk to your foot's in your mouth,

You got something to say, every fucking day,

Yeah you talk talk, talk, talk to your foot's in your mouth.

Inu laughs and puts on a high pitched girly voice (A/U no offence to girls. I'm a girl too!) He starts singing My Heart Will Go On.

Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more, you open the door
And you're here in my heart,
And my heart will go on and on

Then Pinocchio comes into the room dancing, singing "I'm a reeal boy! I'm a reeal boy!' (watch Shrek 2) then moonwalks out again. They start doing the Cha-Cha slide then pass out on the couch.

Tee hee! I like stupid storys!