Title: I Love You,
But...
Fandom: DC
Characters: Mr. Miracle II (Scott Free), Big
Barda (Barda Free)
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Summary: Every
couple has their issues.
Author's Note: More 100-word drabbles.
Scott and Barda are one of my most favorite 'background' couples.
They're up there with the Dibnys in terms of canon OTP status and,
realy, there's so little fic about them. It's a shame.
Fisted hands were set firmly on apron-clad hips and dark eyes glared sternly.
"Honey bunch, I love you, I married you, and I'll stay with you forever, but must you drink milk straight from the carton? Glasses are right there!"
Barda wiped her mouth on the back of her sleeve and smiled. Some men could look intimidating in nothing but an apron and boxers. Her husband was not among them. "Scott, darling, you get titchy about the strangest things. Live a little."
Scott Free rolled his eyes, but let his wife lean over and kiss his cheek consolingly.