A/N: This just came to me! Lol It's a song, so you can sing to whatever melody you prefer .
DISCLAIMER! I own these lyrics, but not Lucius Malfoy (but God, do I wish I did)
Lucius' Theme
I'm the best Death Eater around
Got my pimp cane around all the time
Draco, stop being such a twat
Narcissa, stop being hotter than me.
I'm too sexy for this bloody job
At the goddamn Ministry
Someone should just…
Well, we already tried to destroy it, and that didn't work out very well…
I'm a sexy beast, and no one can top me
Not even when it comes to sex
I'm a natural blonde
Got eyes that can see through you
And baby, this is my song.
You know you want me.
I'm the best Death Eater around
What Death Eater has a pimp cane besides me?!
Oh, well, that Bulgarian filth has nothing on me.
Besides, mine is incrusted with fucking emeralds.
His is just a stick, so WHAT.
Draco, do I need to slap a bitch?
Narcissa, do I need to slap a hoe?
Don't tell me I'm not sexy
Because you already know
I'm a sexy beast, and no one can top me
Not even when it comes to magic
I'm a sex god
Just ask my wife and kids
And baby, this is my song.
You know you want me.
a/n: Yeah, I know. Some of this is sung, and some of this is spoken. You can make the melody what you want lol. I thought of it while listening to this one song called 'Evil is Sexy'. It's so funny! Lol.