A/N: I know this is a tad bit late, but I finally got around to getting it up. This is based off the 11-04-08 Smackdown when John Morrison had very glittery abs. Hope you like it Chic!
Summary: Morrison's girlfriend is disturbed by Morrison's glittery abs.
Disclaimer: I don't own Morrison. I wouldn't even try. I think Chic would beat me down. Eiris is Chic's character so I don't own that either.
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"Oh…my…god…" Eiris exclaimed as she walked into the locker room that her, her boyfriend and Mike shared.
Standing in front of the full length mirror, Eiris' boyfriend John Hennigan was putting on fake diamonds on his abs. One by one John slowly put the diamond in place. Eiris stared at him in amazement. Was she seriously seeing this? John turned around and smiled at his girlfriend.
"Hey baby! Did you get your acoustic guitar fixed?" John asked as he placed another diamond down on his abs.
"Uhm…yeah it's fine. If you don't mind me asking…what the HELL are you doing?!" Eiris yelled.
"People need to notice my abs more hun! By me putting these very glittery diamonds on them, people won't be able to resist." John reasoned.
"Babe…they look gay." Eiris said honestly.
"Nuh uh! You lie!" John tried to point out.
"Hey guy's what's…what the crap Hennigan?!" Mike exclaimed as he dropped his sandwich.
Mike stared at his tag team partner's very glittery abs. Eiris looked at him with the same look she had when she first saw them. John smiled as he admired his work in the mirror.
"Catchy isn't it? No one is gonna miss me now." John told himself, fixing a few diamonds here and there.
"Dude! No! That looks…bad!" Mike tried telling him.
"You two are just jealous that you don't have the abs to do this with." John said scoffing.
"Oh, we don't have the abs?" Eiris questioned.
"That's right. And even if you did, you're jealous that you didn't think of this idea first!" John said pointing his fingers at Eiris and Mike.
Suddenly Eiris lifted up her shirt to show off her abs to Mike and her boyfriend. She walked over to where the fake diamonds and stuck a few on her to outline her abs. She turned around to Mike and John and pointed at them.
"Tell me this doesn't look stupid." Eiris pointed out.
"It…uhm…well…" John said, trying to find the right words to say.
"That's what yours is, but it's filled in. Which makes it gayer." Mike revealed.
"Is it really that bad?" John asked, looking in the mirror again.
"YES." Eiris and Mike said at the same time.
"Fine. I'll take them off just for you guys." John said giving in about to brush off the fake diamonds.
"Miz! Morrison! You're up!" A tech guy said opening the door for them.
"You have to wear THAT out there!" Eiris said doubling over in laughter.
"I'm walking ten feet ahead of you dude…" Mike said as he walked out the door.
John started to walk out behind Mike but Eiris pulled him over and gave him a kiss. She pulled away and smiled at him.
"Despite your abs looking gay, I guess you pull it off." Eiris confessed.
"I pull anything off baby." John gloated before pulling his girlfriend in for one last kiss.
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Hope you liked it Chic! Please review!