Asriel Dreemurr was at the Home Depot buying some plywood when he realized that one of the plywoods was Frink (Frist but i misspelled it and won't change it) and said, "Frins! What are you doing!?"

Frisn smiled and said, "I am a plywood now."

Asriel was taken aback by this. "But my girlfriend can't be a plywood! I thought you were a human person! How am I suppous to have sexi with you?"

Fring smiled a sexi smile and said "I'll will show you. Come with me into the gender neutral wheelchair-accessible restroom."

Asriel followed Frike into the restroom. "Okay what now" he whispered loudly.

Fries grinned devlisly. "Like this," and then puled down his pant and traveled up his butt.

"Yowch!" Asriel exclaimed. "There are splinters in my anus."

"That's the fun part."

Asriel sighed. "Okay it's not that bad," he said.

Suddenly the room filled with hot semen and they both drowned except Firsk didn't because D