HAHAHA! Bored. No, I'm not putting anything on hold, just something to do while I wait for reviews. Hope you like it!!
These are totally mine and you can't use them unless you ask!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I own these piss-off tricks!
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How To Piss Off Sasuke
1. Get the oozing pens to attack him.
An emo, dark brown and blue haired girl ducked behind a tree. Her light blue eyes darted across the street where a chicken haired boy was walking.
"Sshhhhhcccgg! Evil-Bow to Beatles Freak. Do you come in, Beatles Freak?"
"Sshhhhcccggg! I hear ya loud and clear, Pissy Pants-" another girl stared at the boy and shook her head, disturbing her spikey purple hair.
"Sshhhhcccgggg! Stick to the code names, woman!"
"Sshhhhhcccgg! Whatever! Let's just do it!"
"Sssshhhhhhcccgg! Over and out!" The brown-blue girl turned off her walkie-talkie and looked behind her where the short haired girl was sitting, two feet away.
"Jen, are you doodling on your shoes again?"
"Maybe..."
"Let's go!" She seized her shoulders and pulled her up.
"Fine, Miss Jakie." The krept along the street, eyes on their target. When they got close enough, Jakie pulled a pen out of her pocket.
"Ready, Jenny?" Said girl nodded.
"1. . .2. . .3!" Jakie threw the pen on the ground in front of Sasuke and they both dived for a bush.
Sasuke her a clack as a small black pen landed at his feet. He stared at it, a black brow raised. Suddenly, the pen jumped up and screamed at him.
"Boy! You better not slouch like that! Why, if you were in the army you would be srubbing bathroom floors with your own tooth brush!" It yelled in a southern accent. He saluted, then pointed his inky head at Sasuke. A gallon of ink shot at his face, shirt and pants.
"Uhhh..." The pen saluted again and hopped away.
"How was the mission, General Ball Point?" Jenny asked, sauting. He saluted back.
"Mission a sucsess!"
"A job well done, General." Jakie said with a nod.
"You two did this?" They turned with a gasp to find a very inky Sasuke. He also looked a little pissed.
"I have no regrets!" Jakie yelled, then pulled Jenny after her, running down the streets of Konoha. Sasuke growled. (a/n: LIKE A DOG! YAY! Inu-Sasuke-kun!!)
He had a feeling it wasn't wasn't the last time he would see them...
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-Pepperz