Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom hearts or it's cast. Nothing. Zip. Za. The end.

A/N: This will have a Larxene pairing... but the thing is... I don't know who to choose but I do know it can't be Marluxia... So... Give me some pairings eh? (He has to be in Organization XIII) So read the chapters and send me some Larxene pairings!

The Nymph Defect

Chapter one: Not so Savage Nymph?

"The lack of being... let's say... 'girly'..."

Larxene, The oh so great Savage Nymph. Number XII and the only girl in Organization XIII, was feeling unusual today. Very unusual. She was more quiet than usual, more girlish then ever and had an itch.

No, it was not the itch that you get when you get bitten by bugs.

Nor, was it the itch to kill Axel and/or Roxas for setting her hair on fire, or looking in her diary, or calling her "Ant" or "Buggy" every two seconds in their non-existent lives. Underline.

All the members in Organization XIII were very disturbed by this. Some thought she was losing her mind. Others thought she had that 'special time' of the month, which most doubted since she would be usually screaming her head off at a poor member (coughDemyx,Axel,Roxascough) about sea-salt ice cream and chocolate.

Larxene was also worried about her change in personality. She no longer loved to cause pain and to pick on other members, she now loved to paint her nails with yellow and black nail polish, put make up on. So. Not. Sadist. She even started flirting with the other members for no reason. Like VEXEN and XEMNAS. Eww! There was something totally wrong with that picture!

"ARG! Why are you, Kingdom Hearts torturing me with these UNsadistic feelings!?" growled the not so Savage Nymph as she twirled a kunai her hand, while laying on her yellow queen-sized bed, cursing Kingdom hearts every 2 millisecond.

"Technically Nymph, we don't have feelings"

The smooth voice came from the now open doorway that lead into Larxene's quarters. A hooded short figure stood there. Larxene rose to a sitting position, glad that she wasn't wearing her old skirt or top, but her tight Organization XIII coat that shaped her hour-glass figure.

"We only have echoes of feelings, false feelings in simpler terms"

The voice stepped inside the room with the obvious Organization coat. His Iliac hair covered one dark eye, giving him a mysterious and dark look around him.

"Zexy! Why are you here, cutie?" Larxene would have just slap her self right at that moment, For the love Nobodies! There I go again! Flirting with other members for no reason, I swear I am going to murder someone soon!

Meanwhile, when Larxene had a war in her head, Zexion, the Shadow Schemer looked at Larxene coldly and muttered something about "Too girly" and "Can't wait till it ends" Dear Kingdom Hearts... Why did Vexen tell me to tell her about her condition? Zexion took a deep breath, "Larxene..." he started sternly. The lighting elementals head spun to meet Zexion's eyes, she gave a slight smile, "Yes, sexy Zexy?" Larxene flinched a bit, growling a stream of curses before, looking back at Zexion with a scowl.

"Look Zexion, I sorta have a problem here so if you can hurry up please!" She hissed, wording her words carefully so another mistake won't come out. But at that moment a red head member came waltzing in...

"Awww Larxy-poo is having a girl problem!"

2 kunai was thrown...

"Well it's true! You flirted with everyone... even Roxas!"

4 kunai...

"Heck... I wonder if-"

6 kunai...

"I didn't even finish my sent-"

8 kunai...

Axel jumped out the door just as the 8th kunai landed in where the sun does not shine... and that was not pretty sight to see nor a sound to hear. So Larxene slammed the door to get away from Axel curses and howling.

"GOD DAMMIT LARXENE! YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED ME FROM EVER TO PAST DOWN THESE GOOD LOOKS!"

Larxene gave swish of her ant-like bangs and faced Zexion with a stone face, "Zexy, tell me why your here or you can join Axel who looks pretty hot by the way"

"I HEARED THAT LARXENE! HEY MAYBE WE COULD-"

Larxene kicked the door and Axel went back to howling and cursing.

"LARXY! BABY! COME ON!"

The not so Savage Nymph gave a 'hmph' and turned to Zexion, who had amused look on his face. "Look, Zexy can we get this over with?" The emo gave a nod and started explaining...

"Larxene, Vexen and I believe this syndrome is a special kind that happens to only female Nobodies-"

"IT'S CALLED THE NYMPH DEFECT!"

Larxene slammed her foot in the door and Axel gave another stream of curses.

"Yes as Axel said, we called it the Nymph Defect and it happens because of the lack of being... let's say... 'girly'" Larxene raised an eyebrow with a confused look. Zexion sighed and muttered, "What I mean is-"

"IT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE BE ACTING LIKE A TOMBOY SO MUCH THAT YOUR BODY COULDN'T TAKE IT BECAUSE YOU WERE SUCH A GIRLY GIRL IN THE BEFORE LIFE SO YOUR BODY IS TAKING CONTROL AND COMMANDING YOU TO ACT LIKE A SISSY JUST LIKE YOUR OTHE-"

Axel was cut-off once again by a hard kick on the door. Larxene looked at Zexion with a blank look, "So your saying that I am going to have this Nymph Defect thingy until I act like a girly girl?"

Zexion gulped as Larxene's hand gave a small spark or two.

"YUP! AND YOU ALSO HAVE TO LIKE IT!" came Axel's unwanted reply.

Larxene's eyes twitched as Zexion tried to find a hiding spot from the soon to be explosion...

"AND GUESS WHAT! MARLUXIA JUST BOUGHT YOU A FRESH PAIR OF PINK OUTFITS!"

God dammit... I am going to kill that pyro was the last thought Zexion had before he almost died from the furry of a not so savage, Nymph Defected, no longer saditistic women.

If it was one thing Zexion remembered most importantly that day:

It was never ever buy Larxene a pink outfit.

Curing of Nymph Defect - 0 precent