Disclaimer, I do not own Twilight or Durarara!. It would be fun to mess around in the twilight universe though~


-You've got mail.

Bella honestly didn't even want to bother to open it. It couldn't be all that important. At least not compared to-

Edward.

Anyways she didn't feel like doing anything. Charlie had been pestering her to go somewhere. Do something.

Why didn't they understand!?

She couldn't! How could she without him? He was the only good thing in her life. She was born for him.

Why else would she have to come back to this god-forsaken town in the middle of nowhere, other than to meet him?

It was true love. Bella knew it in the very depths of her soul.

But . . .

But, he'd left.

Ripping out her heart and taking it with him in the process. Bella knew that Edward loved her. He could barely take his eye off of her.

And she often reciprocated this action.

He was such a-

-You've got mail.

Stupid computer interrupting her thoughts, Bella frowned as the message repeated itself.

The stupid thing wasn't going to leave her to ponder her beloved in peace unless she opened it.

Bella sighed again and reluctantly drug her thoughts away from her boyfriend(he was STILL her boyfriend! It didn't matter that he said he was no good for her!)

With great effort Bella moved the mouse and clicked to open the message.

Hi there~!

Sorry, I found this address by mistake! But this must be what they call a fateful encounter! Feel free to message me about anything~!

-Kanra


Okay so this was an idea I had for the longest time. It was inspired by a series of letters addressed to the cast of Twilight. And I thought, Hey, who better to troll them then the legendary Izaya Orihara? So I had this all typed out, here I am about a year later thinking 'yeah this isn't gunna happen'. So I have decided to post this as a prompt! Please use this to rag on Twilight (because there is never enough Twilight bashing). Make sure to tell me what you create, since I'm not all that active anymore!