A twoshot about getting drunk, parties, lies, truth and many more!

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When you are drunk. You have no idea what you're doing, saying, thinking. Everyone just does what they feel like with no doubts or nothing holding them back.

They'd either talk to themselves, do things to objects that arent even alive, and talk shit to someone they probably dont even know.

There was a huge celebration (with booze!) at someone's house in the neighbourhood and the police were on their way.

Well lets see what our favourite people are doing..

Sakura was making out with a white fat vase.

Sasuke was talking about surfboards to a plant.

Ino said something between the lines like"Why arent you just a HUNK of CHEESE?!" and fell asleep onto the couch.

Shikamaru was laughing in the corner with a muffin.

Hinata was just staring in the mirror, blushing and making weird facial expressions.

Naruto was giggling hysterically and jumping all over the couches, barely missing the blacked out ino.

Tenten was singing karaoke(?) in a towel. And she sounded like a cat was being runovered over and over again. She was all doozy and falling over people and laughing really hard.

Neji was lactose intolerant and being the drunk idiot he was, he ate a whole pot fondue and was doing all sorts of positions on the toilet to let out his relief. (from WHITE CHICKS!)

Alas, the police came in with their famous line that dosent even work. I mean when was the last time THAT worked?!

"FREEZE!"

Now usually, when you hear such a thing. You think Oh shit. But for our favourite people... oh no.. they didnt.

"Who are these stranged clothed people?" Tenten asked. She walked unsteadily towards them, and poked one policeman in the shoulder.

He blushed to see tenten in a towel and coughed to cover it up.

Ino was magically awake from her black out and sat up. "Are they real?"

"I think so. I mean, look at them! They look like the mafia!" Tenten 'hyuked' and sat on the ground, thinking about tissues.

"Yo! One of you guys come over here! My muffin here has a great joke!" Shikamaru yelled and then suddenly toned down. He squinted his eyes, and placed the muffin near his ear like it was whispering to him, and all of a sudden started laughing his ass off.

Sasuke started chuckling like a surfer dude and pointed to the plant he was 'supposedly' talking to.

In a low and chilled out voice, Sasuke said "This dude knows alot about surfboards." He continued to nod his head, and then fell to the floor asleep.

Neji came in all tired from the bathroom, zipping his trousers and paused midway when he saw the police. "Is it like... illegal to eat fondue or sumin? 'Cuz if you find that the fondue is missing, It wasnt me!" Neji darted his eyes everywhere and looked to find tenten on the floor, humming to an unknown song.

"Let me join you nine nine!" Neji yelled and sat next to tenten. Then they both started humming the song 'Raindrops keep falling on my head'.

Sakura finished making out with the white vase, which now had pink glittery lipgloss smudged all over it. She stoood up, but fell down again. Then she started laughing.

Hinata wasnt quite finished making strange facial expressions with herself and the mirror, but screamed and fainted when she saw the police.

Ino went into the kitchen and came back into the lounge with a large bottle of tabasco.

"NOW WHO WANTS TO PARTAY?!" Ino yelled, half of the drunken people lying around in the house screamed 'yeah!'

"Now I shall drink this expensive white wine all in one gulp." Ino smiled, not realising that it wasnt 'expensive white wine' but 'cheap red tabasco'.

"Umm.. maam.. I wouldnt do th-" A policeman stammered..

But it was too late. Ino drank it all down and she was acting like she only drank water.

The leading policeman sighed. "Get all of these kid's parents rung up and send them for a night in jail."

"Yes sir."

But what they didnt know that alot more things were waiting to happen..

Wahoo! 2 new stories in one day :D

hehe,, anywayz hope this is ok so far!

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