I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.

Collection Of Drabbles

By waterrain

Drabble 1

Yuske woke up laughing from his nightmare. Koenma had been stripping while singing over and over 'I'm The Mighty Koenma' along with dancing from Yusuke's fists. It started to get a tiny bit scary when Koenma got to the underwear, but then got down right funny because Koenma's was really tiny.

He woke up laughing a lot and started coughing. However it became a lot less funny when Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, and everyone else started doing all kind of random stuff. Stuff that wouldn't happen if they were in their right minds.

"Ah! Koenma what are you doing here? You are not going to strip again, right?" Yusuke asked and Koenma isn't in his toddler form. "It was a bit hilarious, but not sure if it would be a second time."

"Yusuke... I wouldn't ever strip for anyone expect myself of course. I'm here to help." Koenma stated flatly and his arms are crossed in annoyance.

"Huh? Help with what?" Yusuke asked him. "What exactly is going on? Seems like it is a nightmare within a nightmare and...is this punishment or something?!"

"Remember when you decided to eat an odd looking seed like a complete moron." Koenma commented calmly.

"Who are you calling a moron?!" Yusuke asked angrily.

"You! Honestly, Yusuke. You have such a death wish it is not even funny." Koenma informed him and rolled his eyes. "Well, anyway...The seed you foolish ate happens to cause those who eat it to be in a constant state of sleeping. Now close your eyes."

"Huh? Why?" Yusuke asked in confusion.

"Or not. I do not really care. No time to explain, Yusuke." Koenma said as he stepped closer and kissed the spirit detective on the lips. Yusuke woke up, his eyes wide open, and he looked around.

"Now then that you are awake, Yusuke. I have a case for you." Koenma informed him.

"You kissed me!" Yusuke exclaimed.

"So? Your point being what Yusuke. Would you prefer being trapped forever in the constant state of sleep never being able to escape? To be away from reality?" Koenma asked firmly and he stared at Yusuke. "For your information that was the first time my lips have ever touched someone elses lips. Do you see me make a big fuss over it? So get over it and let's move on. Don't be a baby about it, Yusuke."

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