One Twerk

by O.P. Odacraft

Chapter 1: Hey There Mama

The Strawhats were in the calm stream one day. Luffy was on The Lion head, staring into the beautiful ocean while having a wank. On the deck, Sanji was cooking BBQ while using his left foot to heat up the meat in the air. "Ok, now is time for the plumber technique" he said. And then he stuffed his right foot into the center of the meat. "God damn do i hate cooking in this snow" he said. "IF ONLY SOMEONE HADN'T USED MY GRILL TO DRY HIS COLA!" Yelled Sanji. "Hey, i needed to cook it right since i swallowed the ´Sexu Sexu no Fruit´" Said Franky, only her name wasn't Franky anymore. It was Chaire. Right next to her was Robin, going down the right stairs to the deck. As she got to the deck, she looked up and said "Damn, i wish this fucking weather would just stop". There was a massive grey cloud snowing down on them when suddenly, there was an object that made a big hole in the clouds, revealing the sunny sky. "What the fuck is that" said Robin when suddenly Usopp came to her depressed. "Who cares? Life doesn't matter anymore" said Usopp. Then the object screamed and becoming clearer, it was yelling " OH MAMA". As the object became clearer, it looked like a muscled blonde man. Usopp just stared at it when all of a sudden, the man hit Usopp and tore a hole in the middle of the deck. The Man popped his out. "Oh hey, i got to much of that pretty Mama last night. Where am i?". Luffy ejaculated and picked up his copy of 'My name is Holocaust' (Real Comic by Milestone; it's shit) and cleaned his dick. He turned around to look at The Muscle man and yelled "Hey, we got us a visitor". The Muscle man lifted himself with his arms, revealing that Usopp's head was stuck in his buttocks.

"Oh, sorry there fella. You ok?"

Muffled in his ass, Usopp shouts "I DON'T CARE"

"What's going on around here?" shouted Nami and she entered the deck from her room. As she laid eyes on the Muscle man, she was struck with slack-jawed awe by the man's masculinity. "Hey there stranger, what is your name?" she asked him while lowering her torso closer to him so that her tits were dangling. "Well hey there Mama. The name's Bravo but you can call me Johnny". She giggled and offered her hand to lead them into her room. "Why don't we take this to my room".

"SWEEEEET MAMA".

They went with lightning speed to her room before any of them could pull or remind them that they forgot to pull Usopp out of his ass. "ROOOOBIIIIIIIIIN" yelled Chopper. "MORE WHITE STUFF". "Comiiiing" she said in return. and went her way into Chopper's office.

Meanwhile, in Nami's room, there was a bony stripper pole in the middle of the room with a cumfy single chair next to it. "Get cumfy handsome, i'm about to hit my zone" said Nami and started to pole dance for Johnny. Johnny took a seat with Usopp still in his ass "Whoa Ha, those are quite the moves mama. And quite the pole. Where'd you get the time to learn those moves?"

Muffled, Usopp yelled "Why am i still here"

"Oh, I began to practice when a friend of ours became paralized"

Johnny raised a Violin Eyebrow. "That's a story. Was he your boyfriend?"

"No silly" said Nami,giggling while also grinding her ass on the bony pole while her hands were feeling her own tits. "He was our Band Player"

"...He was a Radio?"

Nami Laughed sexually "No, he's the bones i'm grinding myself for you"

Johnny was in shock. "HE's WHAT?" and looked up to see Brook's head on top, covered in glass squares to be the disco ball. Nami came to Johnny to grind on him, taking her bikini bra of the reveal the Apples of Eden. Horny and yet still shocked, Johnny does the impossible; farting. Usopp felt a strike of hope hitting his heart to escape. "I'VE FOUND THE STRENGTH TO LIVE, NOW GET ME OUT OF THIS"

While all of this was happening, Robin made it to Chopper's office. Chopper was inhaling Helium to calm himself down. "You ready?" she asked in a seductive voice. "About time, on the table" said Chopper with Kyle's voice from South Park. Robin un-buttoned her shirt and took of her Bikini bra to reveal her 'Eyes of God'. "Did you bring the stuff?" He asked franticly.

"Relax, i got it right here". She held a white powder and started to pour it on her boobs in a V shape.

"Ok, here goes" said Chopper on top of her and sniffed with such strength that the nipples were getting sucked in his nose one by one. He then looked in the air, staring at nothing and then screamed again franticly, to then motorboat her tits to calm himself down.