1. Ann Sees her Agent

Ann walked into her agent's office.

"Hi," she said to the secretary. "UI understand Seymour wanted to see me."

"Hi, Ann. Yes, he said you should come on it."

"Thanks."

She went in. He was at his desk on the phone, but got off when he saw her.

"Ann, baby, great seeing you again!"

"Great seeing you, too!"

"Sit down." She sat. "How good are you at swimming?"

"Pretty good. I won 2nd place for swimming in the 10th grade."

"Excellent!"

"You have a job that requires swimming?"

"Yes, with your clothes on!"

"WHAT?!"

"They're shooting a commercial for Maiden Bras, and they want a girl to jump into a pool with her clothes on. This is to show that their bra stays 'invisible' no matter how wet you get."

"I see."

"It pays $1000. That's damn good, if you'll pardon my French!"

"Yes, that is da-er, darned good! Can I take a little while to think about it?"

"Well, I'll need your answer soon. They shoot it next Monday. I called you first because I knew you haven't worked in a couple weeks."

"Thanks. I'll give you my answer later today."

"That's fine."

"And thanks for thinking of me."

"I'm always thinking of you, Ann baby!"

2. Ann Talks with Don

"Go swimming with your clothes on?!," said Don. He and Ann were at a coffee shop for lunch.

"Yep! It's to prove that the bra doesn't show even when wet. That's very important to a girl!"

"I can see that it would! So, what do you think?"

"I don't know. It's good money. But what if Daddy recognizes me? He's probably going to object to it."

"Your father objects to everything you do! He'd prefer that you be a married housewife!"

She laughed. "That's true! OK, I've decided: I'll do it!"

"Wonderful!"

3. The Commercial

(Ann is standing on the side of an outdoor pool. She's wearing a white t-shirt, blue jeans, and is barefoot.)

Announcer (voice-over)-We are confident that the Maiden Bra will never show through, no matter how wet you get. How confident?

(Ann dives into the pool. There's an underwater shot of her swimming. She then comes up and stands in the water, showing off her wet t-shirt.)

This confident! The Maid Bra is made from a combination of cotton and synthetic materials that's designed to never show through oven in your wettest situations. So the next time you do this:

(A replay of Ann diving in.)

Wear a Maid Bra! Available at all Drug Fairs.

(Shot of Ann in the water smiling, as the commercial fades out.)

4. Afterwards

There was a knock on Ann's door.

"Who is it?"

"It is I!," said Don

"Come in, I!"

He came in. They kissed and sat on the couch together.

"Just thought I'd tell you that you look beautiful, even all wet!"

"You say the commercial?"

"Just now."

"Thanks! They're going to have me do another commercial, soon. In this one, I'll be playing in a fountain with my clothes on."

"That sound fun!"

"Yeah, it does! They'll even be print ads."

"So, I guess you'll be their 'all wet' spokeswoman!"

She laughed. "Oh, Donald!"

Suddenly, there was a frantic knocking.

"Come in."

It was Lou Marie.

"Hi, Daddy!"

"Don't 'Hi, Daddy' me! I just saw your ad. It's shameful the way you're showing yourself off!"

It took the two of them 15 minutes to calm him down!