Snape opened his eyes.
"Now where on earth am I...if this is another stupid prank played by that fool Potter and his merry band of idiots..."
He whimpered as the sun began to rise.
"Argh! But what's this? The sun has a child's head on it? What kind of trickery is this?" The baby took one look at Snape and began to cry.
Snape began to gather his courage and explore.
The grass was green. He was in a very hilly, green place. The sky was a bright blue, and for some reason...there were bunny rabbits hopping around randomly.
Snape tried to avoid stepping in bunny shit.
All of a sudden a strange noise sounded.
Snape whipped his head around in fear, wand at the ready.
In the distance, four big, round, coloured..._things_ were bouncing towards him.
Snape whimpered and ran.
"Dipsy-wipsy!"
"Lala!"
"Tinkle-winkle"
"Po!"
They cornered him, and Snape drew himself up to his full height.
"I demand to know which student created this merry prank! They will be threatened with expulsion!"
The empty sun's head was replaced with another bawling infant, taken away moments later.
"Petrificus Totalus!" Snape shouted, a cruel sneer on his face as he aimed his wand at the small red one.
"Po!" The small fat thing bounced back on it's arse, squashing two or three rabbits in the process. But it bounced back up and kept on coming.
Snape trembled in fear before these strange things with no noses and weird-shaped antennae on their heads.
If only they could ingest a potion...
"Avada Kedrava!" He succeeded in wiping out two more adorable bunnies, which were quickly replaced by a number of their offspring. The backdrop was set with lots of lovely copulating rabbits.
"No! No! I'm a good man! I go to church every Sunday and pray everynight!" He shielded himself.
"Where am I? Who are you?" He began to backpedal on his hands and knees.
"Dipsy-wipsy!"
"Lala!"
"Tinkle-winkle!"
"PO!" the last one, the little red beast let forth a gargantuan beastly roar.
"You are in the land of Nod..." It bent forth and hoisted him up by the collar of his robes as he began to cry. It had a sinister, deep voice so dismembered it sound like it'd been through a synthesiser five times.
"The land of nod..." Snape muttered.
"The land of nod..." Snape began to mumble in reverence.
"The land of nod..."
Snape woke up sweating.
"Oh, thank god it was a dream."
When he swept through the corridors on his way to a potions double that morning, feeling refreshed and almost gleeful, he could've sworn that he heard Potter speak as he walked past.
"Lala...Dipsy-wipsy...Twinkle-Winkle...and Po..."
But when he whipped his head back, Potter and his miserable sidekicks were nowhere to be seen.
He rubbed his eyes.
He could've sworn he just saw a bunny rabbit hopping down the corridor...
"Now where on earth am I...if this is another stupid prank played by that fool Potter and his merry band of idiots..."
He whimpered as the sun began to rise.
"Argh! But what's this? The sun has a child's head on it? What kind of trickery is this?" The baby took one look at Snape and began to cry.
Snape began to gather his courage and explore.
The grass was green. He was in a very hilly, green place. The sky was a bright blue, and for some reason...there were bunny rabbits hopping around randomly.
Snape tried to avoid stepping in bunny shit.
All of a sudden a strange noise sounded.
Snape whipped his head around in fear, wand at the ready.
In the distance, four big, round, coloured..._things_ were bouncing towards him.
Snape whimpered and ran.
"Dipsy-wipsy!"
"Lala!"
"Tinkle-winkle"
"Po!"
They cornered him, and Snape drew himself up to his full height.
"I demand to know which student created this merry prank! They will be threatened with expulsion!"
The empty sun's head was replaced with another bawling infant, taken away moments later.
"Petrificus Totalus!" Snape shouted, a cruel sneer on his face as he aimed his wand at the small red one.
"Po!" The small fat thing bounced back on it's arse, squashing two or three rabbits in the process. But it bounced back up and kept on coming.
Snape trembled in fear before these strange things with no noses and weird-shaped antennae on their heads.
If only they could ingest a potion...
"Avada Kedrava!" He succeeded in wiping out two more adorable bunnies, which were quickly replaced by a number of their offspring. The backdrop was set with lots of lovely copulating rabbits.
"No! No! I'm a good man! I go to church every Sunday and pray everynight!" He shielded himself.
"Where am I? Who are you?" He began to backpedal on his hands and knees.
"Dipsy-wipsy!"
"Lala!"
"Tinkle-winkle!"
"PO!" the last one, the little red beast let forth a gargantuan beastly roar.
"You are in the land of Nod..." It bent forth and hoisted him up by the collar of his robes as he began to cry. It had a sinister, deep voice so dismembered it sound like it'd been through a synthesiser five times.
"The land of nod..." Snape muttered.
"The land of nod..." Snape began to mumble in reverence.
"The land of nod..."
Snape woke up sweating.
"Oh, thank god it was a dream."
When he swept through the corridors on his way to a potions double that morning, feeling refreshed and almost gleeful, he could've sworn that he heard Potter speak as he walked past.
"Lala...Dipsy-wipsy...Twinkle-Winkle...and Po..."
But when he whipped his head back, Potter and his miserable sidekicks were nowhere to be seen.
He rubbed his eyes.
He could've sworn he just saw a bunny rabbit hopping down the corridor...