Miss me? Well you shouldn't have. So basically this hiatus is over because I'm too amazing to just simply end my story right here, therefore here is the sequel.

The Sequel of my awesomeness, of course.

Enjoy-

Viviette.

You know, sometimes I just question why I end up in the situations that I just find myself in. Is it because I'm lucky or just fate's personal chew toy? Either way, I still question it. Have you ever heard 'High school Never Ends?' Well that is a very truthful statement I'm still in this god damn academy and it's getting ridiculous. I still hear the squealing of the clients in the Host club, just spraying their pheromones like female cats in heat. As if it wasn't bad enough, the twins have still not ceased their constant annoyance and they have not died yet, I was surely hoping they'd be dead by now, especially Hikaru, especially Hikaru.

Oh dear, where to begin?

"I wonder what class I'm in..." I thought as I peered over towards the large boards that seemed to excel in size, like seriously, bulletin boards ain't got shit on these assholes. I felt my eyes nervously scan for my name it was junior year for me, so I was kind of nervous. I still can't believe I'm 16, like where the hell has the time gone? I remember my first steps into this school, 40 minutes late and using the school map and schedule as puppy-pads for my dog. Oh, good times. I finally found my name however my happiness was slowly drowned by the two, by the two, horrid hieroglyphics that stood beside my name; Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin.

What.

The.

F**k.

I have just tried my whole life to escape their grips, but I think they bribe Tamaki's father because this was getting ridiculous. Like if they wanted to torture me why couldn't they use something more efficient...Like decapitation? Or possibly water torture, anything but them methodically killing me by yapping into my ears like little lap-dogs. I groaned as I felt my whole heart just flunk down into the epitome of 'suicidal thoughts' as I began to slowly walk to my junior class, sometimes I wished I was a walrus so nobody would even attempt to bother me.

Of course, a shooting star has never dawned it's self upon me yet.

"Vivi-chan!~" I heard the purr of Dorkus and Dingus I didn't make purr plural because they are a singular noun, deal with it. I tried to melt into my chair just thinking if it was possible that I could literally combine my body within the chair so I could become one with the chair… again, it could never happen. The two satanic dicks peered at me; their golden eyes glistened within the dim lights as I could just feel the devious rays radiating from their toothy grins. They looked like those really old cartoons where the human's facial anatomy made about as much sense as Renge being our manager. She literally hired herself who the hell does that? As the twins began to speak all I could think about were all the methods of how I could painlessly kill myself. So many techniques, so little attempt. "Viviette what language are you going to be taking this semester?" Hikaru asked as he was reading his schedule upside down and cocked his head in the opposing direction. "Well Helen Keller, what courses is Ouran allowing us to take junior year?" Hikaru snorted as he put his schedule down "English, German, Russian and Italian" I scoffed as I ran my fingers through the bindings of my notebook "Tamaki feels the love, no French?" Hikaru shrugged "It's not a fanatic language so it's kind of pointless to learn without a tutor, don't you think?" I nodded "Don't want to speak the rapist language either" Kaoru glared at me "Wasn't that just racist?" "Is there a KFC around here? My black friend needs a home". "You're horrible" Hikaru sighed. "Anyways.. English, isn't that the hardest language?" I asked and Hikaru nodded "I was thinking on taking it the Americans seem to be 'ruling' this population so might as well, huh?".

You see the only thing I've ever seen of Americans was their horrid, yet addictive reality shows and their overly large food portions. They all spoke so fast on the television I could never even comprehend what they were saying, they also use gestures and there is so much slang… this is going to be quite the challenge. Let me put this in perspective for you, I, Japanese talk in mostly characters which are literally two lettered phrases "Yu ki" which means snow, however I've heard that Americans don't use characters, which is bullshit. What the hell is this 'metaphors' shit? The Elephant in the room, is there a legitimate elephant in the god damn room or what? Seriously Americans, real tired of your shit. Cut that shit out. Can I say shit anymore in a sentence, no? Good. I need to go take a shit now anyways.

I already don't like this class

At all

F**k you, Americans.

"Hello, I am Miss Ollen and I will be your English Teacher". What the hell did she just say? All I know is that hello means hi... so my guess was she was introducing herself. Hikaru and Kaoru looked just as confused as me as we all looked at her, were all Americans this… exotic? I mean she was tanned first of all, it was so weird to see her complexion compared to ours. She had soft, round, oval brown eyes and very full lips that were almost heart shaped. She was very curvaceous and she wasn't too skinny but she wasn't too plump she was just kind of in the middle. She wore glasses and had nice, sparkly, white teeth that completely contrasted from her complexion which looked really nice, her Japanese accent was really convincing but her American accent would sometimes peek through. Apparently Miss Ollen studied abroad in Japan from Boston and fell in love with the culture and moved here and became enrolled as an English teacher, this was kind of a rare delicacy it wasn't mandatory to know English here in Japan like it is usually in China. She handed us some worksheets which looked like absolute bullshit to me what the hell how do you even pronounce half of this shit?

AND WHY IS THERE SO MANY WAYS TO SAY F**KING HELLO?

Hey.

Hello.

Greetings.

Hi.

Yo.

Ready here in Japan we have two ways of saying hello, saying hello in general and saying hello on the phone

Ohayo and Moshi moshi.

WHAT THE HELL ENGLISH, WHAT THE HELL.

I seriously despise you Americans

I hope you choke on shit and your stupid 7 ways of saying hello and goodbye.