Hello guys! Once again, I'm making another Zim x Mabel shipfic! Well...ish. Anyways, I just (once again) want to apologize for making all of these new stories, and not keeping track of my other ones. I JUST HAVE TO SHARE THESE IDEAS, you know?

Okay, this whole story is a parody of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (my favorite musical), and if you haven't heard of it...just know the ending isn't exactly happy. Enjoy the fanfic!

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!" laughed "Invader" Zim maniacally. For a while now, he had been doing a blog for the fellow Irkens to look at-especially the Tallest. Ever since he had set up his blog, he had been getting lots of messages from others.

"Invader Zim here. That was a pretty impressive laugh, no? The humans practically TREMBLE WITH FEAR just by hearing my amazing laugh! Also, I have a new weapon that I'm working on-my freeze ray. With it, I will soon CONQUER THIS STINKING PLANET OF DIRT!" The alien bragged. He then remembered what he was making this video for.

"Ah, yes, back to the blog. There have been several messages that I have received, and I'm here to reply to some of them. Computer!"

The computer sighed in annoyance.

"Yes?"

"Open up the messages that I have received on my blog." the computer did so, and Zim grinned. He began to read some of them (A/N: BTW I'm just making up all of these fake usernames...okay well some of them anyways):

"This one is from Raven Soul:

Hey Zim! I'm actually writing this to ask you-WHERE'S MY MONEYS THAT YOU PROMISED ME? Huh? Huh? You know who I am, mister!" Zim scanned the message once more, then he gave a relaxed smile.

"Hold on for a second Raven Soul." Zim walked out of the room, and came back with a bag full of liquid.

"Behold! Your moneys! Of course, it did all melt because of one of my latest weapons...which got destroyed because of that filthy human Dib! But, eh, I'm sure that you can put it back together somehow or something. ONTO THE NEXT MESSAGE! Eh-em. This one is from Invaderzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Rule:

I see that you didn't show up at the park to face me, Zim. What, were you too chicken or something?" Zim rolled his eyes.

"You are of no importance to me, Invaderzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Rule. My real arch enemy is Dib! Unless..." Zim checked to make sure that the big-headed boy wasn't watching his blog, and thank goodness he wasn't. Zim made out a sigh of relief.

"Okay then! Here's one from SybalusKincaidIII:

Long time watching, first time writing...blah blah blah," Zim skipped through most of the huge introductory stuff.

"You always say on your blog that you will show her that you are a true villain. Who is "her," and does she even know that you're..." Zim stopped reading and stared at the wall for a couple of awkward seconds, unsure of what to say. So GUESS WHAT? NOW THE ONLY WAY THAT IT CAN BE DESCRIBED IS THROUGH SONG!

Music begins to play, and it shows our favorite Invader at Skool, staring nervously at a certain sweater-wearing girl. He begins to sing:

(Verse 1): Skool day.

See you there.

Filthy pigs,

stumbling.

Wanna say:

Love your hair!

Here I go,

mumbling.

(Chorus): With my freeze ray,

I will stop

the world.

With my freeze ray,

I will find the time

to find the words to

(Verse 2): Tell you how

how you make,

make me feel-

What's the phrase?

Like a fool,

kind of sick,

special needs.

Anyway,

(Chorus): With my freeze ray,

I will stop

the world.

It's not a death ray,

or some other thing

I've done in this show.

I just think you need

time to know that

(Bridge): I'm the guy

to make it real.

The feelings you don't dare to feel.

I'll bend the world to our will,

and we'll make time stand

stiiiiiiiiiiiiill!

(Instrumental!)

(Verse 3): That's the plan,

rule the world,

you and me,

any day.

Love your hair!

"What?" Mabel asked.

"No, I uh, love the air. Heh." Zim laughed nervously, then continued with his song:

With my freeze ray,

I will stop-

All of a sudden, Gir walked in and intruded Zim's little song fantasy thing.

"Gir!" Zim said nervously. He then forgot that he left the video running, so he ended it quickly.

"I'z just chased a person! He waz runnin' round an' makin' loud screamin' noises like this!" the robot then began to scream very loudly. Zim covered his antennae.

"GIR!" Gir looked at Zim innocently.

"Yeeeeeesssssss?"

"Go upstairs and...do something while I work on my weapon."

"Okey dokey lokey!" Gir ran away to the top level to watch some T.V. Zim sighed, thinking about the nice girl with the sweaters and braces. He remembered how she helped him out on the playground of doom from the kids who were torturing him. Suddenly, he noticed that he got a message-from the Tallest! Quickly, he opened it, and was so excited to find out that if he succeeded in his mission, they would give him the ranking of the Top Invader (A/N: Sorry for not adding the Bad Horse song in here, it just seemed a little too weird)!

"This means everything!" Zim quickly grabbed some things, and went off outside to get a special part he needed in particular for his weapon.