Starfox: Twenty Years Later

20 years after the aparoid war, the Starfox team is very different. Fox came to be a vegetarian, and became obsessed with Captain Planet. Krystal, dealing with Fox's vegetarian-ness, became 240 pounds overweight. Slippy became two times more annoying, and got taller than Shaq. Apparently Slippy didn't go through puberty till his mid 40's. Also his voice got deeper than Arnold Schwarzenegger's. Peppy died because he watched 1 to many episodes of Two And A Half Men. Falco pretty much stayed the same. Wolf became five times more awesome. Panther died of introducing himself too many times. And we all know that Falco killed Leon. Marcus turned green.

Fox was at a comic-con. He was dressed as Captain Planet, saying to all the frogs, "You can be an evergreen too!" or "Let your inner leaf shine!" Fox put the earplugs from his i-pod into his ears and turned on the screamo version of the Captain Planet theme. When suddenly Krystal tried to walk in, but realized she didn't fit through the doors.

"Oh my god, someone get a frikin chainsaw, and cut these doors open so I might be able to actually fit through them!" Krystal yelled.

"Why don't you just eat them Krystal?" Fox asked truthfully.

With that she started chomping on the doors. "Ow, damn you Fox. Those aren't nearly as delicious as you'll be." Krystal yelled.

"Wait a minute. EXCUSE ME! WHAT, DID YOU JUST SAY?" Fox asked.

"Ow, damn you Fox. Those…Aren't…Nearly…As…Delicous…As…You'll…Be. So what do you have to say to that?" Krystal asked threateningly.

Fox thought for a minute than yelled, "FATTY, FATTY, TWO BY FOUR, CAN'T FIT THROUGH THE KITCHEN DOORS! Well, you can't eat me if you can't catch me fatty."

"FOX! I know what you're thinking idiot. When I get on my bed it doesn't implode because it's filled with whale blubber!" Krystal exclaimed.

Fox got out his plasma cannon and aimed it carefully at Krystal saying, "Hey Krystal, I'm a firing my laser." said Fox. Then he pulled the trigger. Twenty lasers came out. They all hit her, reducing her body fat by one pound.

Later back at the hospital Krystal was sleeping when her bed collapsed. She screamed, "What the hell? What the frikin hell? I lost one pound, beds shouldn't be imploding anymore." She was crying so hard that she didn't even realize that Fox, Falco, Slippy, and Wolf were jumping on her stomach like a trampoline.

Slippy said, "I'm sorry Krystal but due to your constant threats of eating us, we've decided we're putting you to sleep, and plus there's not really anything you can do about because we cut off your arms and legs. There's one problem though. The vets can't find a shot the size of a beer bottle, and they can't find a vein under all that lard. So we're taking you back to the ship. Then we're going to dissect you and burn you alive. Oh yeah, no one can tell, but you might have had a sex change a few years ago."

Falco said, "It's either that or you're just really fat down there."

So they took her back to the ship. It was a happy occasion. Right as they were about to start Marcus and Rob jumped out of one of the rolls of fat. Fox said, " Hey son we've been looking for you."

Marcus replied, "I saw things that no one should ever have to see. Let's dissect her. I bet there's a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow."

So they dissected her, where her heart was supposed to be there was a black hole. Where her stomach was supposed to be there was a pot of gold. "Yes I was right!"Marcus exclaimed. When they were done dissecting her, they burned her alive. She made purple smoke, and purple ashes. They put her with Leon in his coffin.

The End