A/N: You don't have to have seen RHPS to appreciate the sheer silliness of this one-shot. Plus I'm betting most people know the Time Warp anyway. Enigmata is having trouble mastering the Time Warp.
Disclaimer: I do not own any aspect of Rocky Horror Picture Show, including its soundtrack.
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It's
astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness...takes its toll
But
Listen Closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to...keep
control
I remember don' the time warp
Drinking those
moments when
The blackness would hit me,
And the void would be
calling
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp
again
Uh-Oh, here goes.
It's just a jump to the left.
Which way's left again? Ooops that was right. Sorry Jynna.
And then a step to the r-i-i-i-ight.
Whoops, wrong again. Sorry Hughdon.
With your hands on your hips.
Well that, I can do. Oooooops a bit enthusiastic there. Sorry Jynna. Sorry Hughdon.
You bring your knees in ti-i-ight.
Yay! I did that without messing up!
Well it's the pelvic thrust.
Hey! This is fun.
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane.
I think I'm driving Hughdon and Jynna insane, judging by the way they're edgind slowly away from me.
Let's do the time warp again!
Please, no!
Let's do the time warp again!
Must we? Anyway, at least we get a little break while Tannetta and Biff-Boff do their bit.
It's
so dreamy
Oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at
all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well
secluded, I see all
With
a bit of a mind flip
You're into the time slip
And nothing, can
ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're
under sedation
Whoops, there's our cue.
Let's do the time warp again!
Let's do the time warp again.
Brittania's solo now. Phewy.
Well
I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a
snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me
by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He
stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would
again
Will this stupid song ever end?
Let's do the time warp again!
Let's do the time warp again!
Now what was it I was supposed to remember? Ah yes. Clear a path for Brittania to tap dance through. Sorry Brittania. Thank Frank she doesn't look hurt in any way. Just a bit annoyed.
It's just a jump to the left.
Uh-oh here we go again. Hang on. Yes Miss Burger? I'd be delighted to sit and watch the other students practising until I get the hang of it. Thank you. Oh thank you so much!
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A/N: Very silly, I know. The thought occurred to me as I was lying in the bath doing nothing in particular (as you do). Please review and tell me what you think!