Really Brief Prologue

Let's go back to our middle school days. Remember that one kid who was really into anime and binge playing video games? The one who stocked up on doritos and mountain dew and spent their weekends yelling at other gamers online? The one who trolled the Youtube comments' section with obscenities and had their "waifu" as their profile pic for almost everything? The one who cursed their superiors, ran around like ninjas, and begged their mothers to take them to McDonald's everyday?

If you did not encounter such a person;

You were most likely that person.

Now these people go by many different names; weeaboos, dorks, ultra nerds, shut-ins, gemini, 12 year olds, no hope for the success of natural selection, fake gamers, but there is one name that triumphs over such labels...

"Gremlin".

If you have not guessed it by now, this story will follow the everyday life of a gremlin named Hana Song, AKA DVa. As a valued member of Overwatch, she possesses the capabilities of being adorable and absolutely annoying at the same time. Her skills in combat are no doubt legendary but they are nothing compared to her skills in StarCraft.

Apparently being a badass at video games qualifies someone to join an international task force to take down hostile robots. It's like sticking a prepubescent Call of Duty gamer onto an actual battlefield, expecting them to know how to use a FAMAS rifle "IRL". Either way, Hana has survived so far and it is now only a matter of whether or not her comrades can survive her...