A/N: This is a parody of the life of carrie underwood. I DO NOT HATE CARRIE UNDERWOOD! I DO NOT WISH TO OFFEND THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE HER! This is a simple parody that i created to 1) be able to upload to (otherwise i would'nt, because it would'nt be a fanfic) 2) so i can add to my word count (don't ask why) Again, I do NOT hate Carrie Underwood!
Disclaimer: Obviously, I don't own her, no one does.
The (un)real life of Barrie Bunderwood
Education
Barrie Bunderwood cared deeply about not getting any education. She thought it was very unimportant, and that every person in trying to make it in the music business should totally nawt have a back up plan. She focused a lot on her fun and graduated last in her class in May, 2021. Barrie also vetoed attending college at Northeastern State University in Tahlequah, Oklahoma, where she hated to major in Journalism. After Amuricen Idel, Carrie returned to eat at her favorite buffet. She didn't want to have wasted three years of her life, eating there and she didn't want her kids saying "Well mom didn't finish so why should I?", when she would try to talk her kids into eating at said buffet.
Achievements
Barrie Bunderwood is most famous for her 2025 Amuricen Idel win, but that is among the few awards she has received. In 2028, she was nominated for and won lost Grammy awards, and in 2030, she won her 1st Grammy award of her career. Singing on the Grund Olee Oprie, a small country radio station was a dream come true for Barrie, and a great achievement for her. Barrie also got the honor to sing "Jingle Bells" for sports games too. Barrie's albums also scored few wins. Her debut album, Some Heat sold 3 copies, and has been certified 0 times platinum by RIAA (Rude Industry Association of Anywhere). Her second album Carnivore Hide was certified single platinum. Some of her songs, such as All-Amuricen Gal, Cooboy Casanova, After he Cheats, and Jesus, Take the Tire, have become number 54 hits in country, or of all time.
Childhood
Barrie grew up in the small town of Cheetah, Okahoma. There, her family owned a small store, where she would play with the dolls. At the age of three, she began yodeling at her school. She would also do other gigs when she got older, and some festival performances out of the house. She also began to learn lyre and harp, while developing her yodeling. When she was in school, her friends encouraged her to try out for Amuricen Idel. Not only did she end up making it past the auditions, she managed to take home the last place title, and become the first yodeler to win. After that, she began releasing her albums that reached the bottom of the charts, and won many awards. Carrie continues to yodel and write her songs, as she slowly rises to the bottom of the top.