"Oh yeah? I bet you $20 that you're wrong, fatass!" Kyle yelled.
"Oh you are on, Jew!" Cartman yelled back.
"Guys, guys, what's happening?" Stan asked as he and Kenny approached Kyle's house to find him fighting with Cartman.
"Cartman thinks he talked to a goat who told him he was a god. I bet him he couldn't prove it." Explained Kyle.
"Dude what the fuck." Kenny exclaimed.
"He didn't say I was a god, Kyle, he said that I was the son of a god. And I can prove it. He said he would come back for me tonight at Stark's Pond. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to make bets with all the other guys. I can make a fortune with this. Make sure to meet me at Stark's Pond tonight, and don't forget your twenty dollars! Ha!" Cartman said with an evil grin, and walked towards Craig's house.
"He is so full of shit." Kyle said in disbelief. "He can't possibly think he'll win this bet. Unless he has a plan to trick us."
"Maybe it isn't a trick." Stan said. "Maybe he really did talk to a goat who told him that he was the son of a god."
"Really, Stan? How could you believe that?" Kyle said.
"Well, he was right about the leprechaun. And about pooping out of your mouth. And also about shitting your pants when you-"
"Alright, alright!" Kyle interrupted Stan. "But at least those were all reasonable. Kind of. This is ridiculous! He just wants us to believe that he's important so we'll worship him or something."
Stan sighed. "Look, maybe he's lying or maybe he isn't. All I know is that I'll be at Stark's Pond to see whatever proof he has for myself."
"Me too!" Said Kenny.
"Fine, go on and play into his lies. But I'll be laughing at you all when you're gullible enough to believe whatever Cartman says." Kyle said, and angrily shut the door to his house behind him.