Truth or Dare Cirque style
Darren Shan's Cirque du Freak Fanfic
This is my first Cirque du Freak fanfic and I'm thinking of using a new strategy.
Sam Grest. OtA does not own any characters in the Saga of Darren Shan
OtA. You mean my pen name's initials right.
Sam. Correct. Now would you happen to have any pickled onions?
OtA. No, but I can give you some in the fanfic.
Sam. Fine.
Steve. Put me in your fic.
OtA. We will see.
Debbie. I hope I get to make out with Darren.
Darren. Can't argue with that.
OtA. Please stop or this will be one LONG A/N
Debbie and Darren start making out.
OtA. Let's get this story on the road.
3rd person POV
The characters of the Saga of Darren Shan were bored one day. Sam had an idea. He said, "Hey let's play truth or dare."
They all mumbled, "whatever, nothing else to do."
"If anyone backs out of a dare or lies, they will have to do whatever the person who dared or picked their truth says so for 1 hour."
They all agreed.
Harkat goes first. "Me first. Thanks OtA. Kurda … truth or dare?"
Kurda, " Truth of course."
Harkat, " Which male here do you find … most attractive?"
Kurda, "Either Larten or Leonard"
Steve, "That's Leopard to you, but I guess thanks"
Kurda, "Sam, truth or dare?"
Sam, " Dar…"
OtA, "Oh CRAP! I forgot to send you these" a backpack full pickled onions fell down parachute style.
Sam while eating, thanks and I pick dare.
Kurda, I dare you to … um … um (glances at Darren and Debbie) kiss Debbie passionately for 2 minutes.
Sam looks to Darren. Darren a little conflicted says, "Sam, it's alright. I can trust you to not steal her away from me."
Debbie, "Yeah. If Darren's cool, I am too. And (her tone turning to a whisper) it might just make him jealous. "
Sam and Debbie lean in for a kiss when a warp-hole appears and out comes…
A/N to be continued…
Sam. I wonder what's coming out. I HOPE NOT A CROSS STORY CHARACTER.
OtA. Well are you aware of Tower Prep or the Hunger Games?
Every Darren Shan Saga character. Yep.
OtA. OK good. It won't come from there.
Steve. I AM THE SEXIEST IN THE WORLD.
Darren. Hey Debbie, wanna make out again?
Debbie jumps on him and starts.
Vancha. Don't forget about myself or Gannen or RV or any other Princes or Gavner or Seba.
OtA. I MIGHT SQUEEZE ALL OF YOU IN THIS STORY! I will certainly kill Revengeful V.
RV. Who.
OtA. YOU, YOU IMBECILE. YOU CRETIN.
HOPED YOU LIKED CHAPTER 1!
Steve. SERIOUSLY I AM THE SEXIEST IN THE WORLD
Debbie. No, DARREN IS
Darren, NO. YOU ARE BABE
They start making out again
RV. Why is Debbie the same age as Darren? And WHERE ARE MY HANDS?
Darren. The Wolfman ate your hands.
RV. What about my Hooks? And why are you and Debbie the same age as that Grest kid?
Sam. I'm GOING TO KILL YOU RV!
RV. Says who?
OtA. ME! AND YOU HAVE NO HANDS OR HOOKS AND DEBBIE AND DARREN SHOULD PICK OFF WHERE THEY LEFT OFF. THAT'S WHY! Sam, I'm Sorry, but you will not kill him.
Sam. Who will then?
OtA. You will see.