Author's Notes: This story is a bit whacked, if you know what I mean. Flames expected, but not accepted. I have only one thing to say:

DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE NONSENSE, STUPIDITY, AND AN INSANE SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!!!!!

You were warned.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any fairy tales shown in this story. I have nothing against tiddlywinks, kitchen utensils, hawks, little tiny people or Trading Spaces.

Chappie 1: Getting There

It all started one day when Yugi decided to go for a walk in the woods. Yami was engrossed in a game of tiddlywinks at the time so Yugi didn't even bother asking him to come.

He walked very deep into the woods. Yugi heard the sound of rushing water ahead and decided to investigate. As he was running Yugi tripped over an abandoned spatula. He stumbled into a rushing river with rapids. The current carried him along, bashing him into rocks until he reached a waterfall nearly the height of the Grand Canyon. Yugi went over the waterfall and miraculously a passing hawk picked him out of the air by his shirt collar and proceeded to carry him to its nest for a potential meal. Yugi did not want to go through a bird's digestive system so he took off his shoe and whacked the bird with it. Furious, the hawk bit Yugi's nose and let go of him, leaving him to fall to the ground. It returned to the water to wait for something else to trip over the spatula to wait for something else to trip over the spatula and end up over the waterfall.

Yugi fell and fell until he hit the ground. He was not hurt, because he is a two-dimensional anime character and therefore invincible. "Ouch!" was all that Yugi had to say. He suddenly noticed that he was in a ring of large mushrooms. "Uh oh." Now, Yugi was no fool. He knew that if you ended up in a ring of a special sort of mushrooms, a sort of small sparkly winged somebodies would come to take you away. And sure enough, a bunch of fairies suddenly buzzed around him.

"No! Get away! Ahh!" Yugi yelled, but the little fairies picked him up and carried him away to the land of freakishly cheerful fairy tale people.

Meanwhile, during a highly interesting game of tiddlywinks, Yami had finally figured out how to beat his 'opponent'.

"Ha! Now you shall feel my wrath, Seto Kaiba!" The magazine cutout of Seto Kaiba said nothing. Then Yugi's grandfather turned on the air conditioning and Seto Kaiba flew away because Yami had placed him on an air vent. "Yes, run, you coward! Run away from the King of Games!"

Suddenly, Yami gets a vision! He saw Yugi being carried away by the fairies and the evil hawk still waiting for someone to trip over the spatula. "Oh no! Yugi's been kidnapped by little tiny people! I must rescue him!" Yami decided to call all their friends to help.

Meanwhile at Tea's house she was watching her favourite suspense show.

"Will Dick and Jane like their new cellar? Will Bonne and Clyde enjoy their storage room? Find out when Trading Spaces returns!"

"Oh! The drama!" said Tea, staring wide-eyed at the TV and eating a bucket of popped corn.

The telephone rings and she picks it up, still staring at the TV. "Hello?"

"Tea?" said the caller.

"Oh, hi Yami!" said Tea. "I'm just watching my favourite show!"

"Uh, that's nice. But Tea, I need you to come over right now! Yugi's been kidnapped by fairies!"

"Yami, have you been in the sugar again?"

"No! I'm serious!" yelled Yami.

"Alright, if you say so."

"Good. Now-" before Yami could finish Tea burst into tears.

"Tea?"

"I'm sorry. They like their room!" Tea continued to bawl tears of joy over the interior decorating show.

"Er – right. You call Joey and Tristan and I'll call Bakura and Kaiba."

"Why Kaiba?"

"We might need bait."

"I – see…" They ended their conversation and Yami called Bakura and Kaiba.

2 hours later they met at the scene of the crime (without tripping over the spatula), but Joey and Tristan did not arrive. "Are you sure you called them, Tea?" Bakura asked.

"Well, after Yami called I finished watching the show, and…"

"Well?"

"I took a nap?"

"TEA!" Yami yelled.

"Who needs those two anyway?" budded in Kaiba, who was not happy to be there. "They're just idiots, they'd only slow things down."

"Hey, that's mean!" said Bakura.

"But it's true," said Tea.

"Never mind. Let's get started. Who wants to get sucked into Fairyland first?" Yami looked expectantly at the group members.

"That's it. I'm leaving." Kaiba started off.

"Uh, Kaiba, out is that way," said Yami as he pointed in a direction. Kaiba glared at him then took his advice. Unfortunately, by 'accident', Yami had pointed him in the direction of the fairy ring, so Kaiba stepped in it.

"What? No! YAMI, HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME!" Kaiba yelled as the fairies picked him up.

"Ha! That will teach you to insult me during a game of tiddlywinks!"

Kaiba face faulted. "But we never played tiddlywinks."

"Of course we did! We were playing 2 hours ago!"

Kaiba stared at Yami, bewildered, as the fairies whisked him off. Then Bakura 'fell' into the fairy ring and Tea 'stumbled' in after. Yami considered just leaving, but if he did I would pulverize him, so he went.

Next thing you know, our heroes are in a beautiful field with a village off in the distance. Then they noticed that their number had increased by one.

"Yami Bakura?!" Tea yelled.

Okay, I won't be able to update for 10 – 14 days, because I'll be on holidays in B.C. R&R, pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee.