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It's a brave stupid world.
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Everything was perfectly swell.
There were no prisons, no slums, no insane asylums, no cripples, no poverty, no wars.
All diseases were treatable. So was old age.
The population of the globe was stabilized at twenty-five billion souls.
The Soong-type android population of the globe was stabilized at fifteen million souls.
The average intelligence quotient was now sixty-five.
One bright morning in the Lawrence Frick State Hospital near Cresson, Pennsylvania, a man named Santiago Taylor-Washington, waited for his wife to give birth.
Taylor-Washington was sixty-nine, a mere stripling in a population whose average age was one hundred and seventy-four, and had an average intelligence quotient of sixty-four.
Tricorder readings had revealed that his wife was going to have quintuplets. The children would be his third set of children that he and his wife had before.
A Soong-type android, about two hundred years old, sat on a stepladder, painting a mural. Back in the days when people were intelligent, which was about tens of thousands of years ago, people would paint murals like an artist, but not anymore.
He was an all-around android: by choice and in his free time, an artist in clay and glaze; by necessity, an aerial automotive, electronics and zero-point module engineer who could also swing a project in flight traffic control, individual and group psychology, architecture or tool design. He didn't even have a need for a specialist android every time something out of his line came up; there were only fifteen million of Soong-type androids with so much to do...
The mural he was working on depicted a very neat garden.
Never, never, never—not even in medieval Holland nor old Japan—had a garden been more formal, been better tended. Every plant had all the loam, light, water, air and nourishment it could use.
A hospital orderly with an average intelligence quotient of sixty-two came down the corridor, singing under his breath a popular song:
McDonald's and you. McDonald's and you. Sharing good times together wherever with you. McDonald's and you, and you, and you! Sharing the good time and no matter where we do. Remember there's only one McDonald's and there's only one you. You! Together, McDonald's and you!
The orderly looked in at the mural and the muralist. "Uh, looks so real," he said, "I, uh, can practically imagine I'm, uh, standing in the middle of it."
"What makes you think you're not in it?" said the painter. He gave a satirical smile. "It's called 'The Garden of Eden,' you know."
"That's, uh, good of you," said the orderly.
He saluted the android and moved towards an elevator that really was a transporter that led to the delivery rooms. "Guess what, uh, was just, uh, born," he said
"Quintuplets!" said the android.
"Uh, quintuplets!" the orderly said.
The orderly went into the elevator and dematerialized.
The muralist was done. He soon went towards a replicator and replicated some McDonald's before going home at the Android Central Command in the South Pole.
The End.
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