Title: Yes Mom

Rating: PG (rated for mild swearing)

Genre: General/Humor

Pairing(s): none; Soriku and Roxiku if you squint

Disclaimer: Of course I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

Summary: It's just you, your brother, and sunrise over Notre Dame. Unfortunately, a ringing cell phone disturbs any notion of pushing said brother down stone steps. It's your mother. What do you do?

Yes Mom, we made it. No, the plane did not crash land in Egypt. Mom, that's the complete other direction. Yes, I'm pretty sure the pilot knew how to get here. No, radar did not go on the glitch!

Yes Mom, the car was there waiting for us. No, the driver was a man. I don't know what his name was! Yeah, blonde, right. Older guy. No, not as old as Grandpa! Too old for you, though; and I think he was married.

Yes Mom, I know. You don't chase after every guy you see. (Just most of them.) Yes Mom.

Yes Mom, Notre Dame is beautiful. Yes, we're there right now. Sora insisted that we wake up in time to catch the sunrise over the church.

He says hi, by the way.

All right, I'll tell him. No, he's all right. Yeah, he--oh no, he just did--No Mom, he's fine. (Stupid brother.) Yes, he just tripped. He says that you don't need to worry. No Mom, there's no blood. He didn't even tear a hole in his jeans. Yes Mom.

Wow. That's blue.

No, Mom, I'm talking about the stained glass. Yes Mom, stained glass, not your--What the hell do you think you're doing? I'm talking right now; you just wait your turn! (Stupid brother.)

No Mom, he just wanted to talk to you about--Yeah. No, you don't have to send them; he packed enough sugar in his bag I'm surprised the plane even took off. No, he doesn't need any more cookies. I swear. (Shut up, idiot! I'm talking to Mom!)

Huh? Really? What did they come there for? I thought that Sora told them that we were staying here for break. What did they want? What? Really? And you actually let them in the house?

No, I get it. I--ah, damn it Sora...

Wow. Mom, you just won't believe this. Sora just fell down the stairs. Who cares if he's okay or not? This guy just showed up out of nowhere--silver hair, Mom, that can't be natural--and...No, I'm pretty sure that he's about our age. Sora just turned bright red; you should see his face.

No, I forgot my camera.

Wow. Mom, he brought friends. I gotta go, maybe one of them's single.

Note: This is an old fic that I wrote while coloring another artist's lineart a long time ago...my Mom reminded me of it just a few minutes ago in a phone call from the hospital, and I read it again and laughed as much as I did when I was writing it, and I decided to post it here for you to read (though it was already on my LJ). I may add a sequel for Riku's call to his mother and Sora calling his mother back begging for more cookies.

Of course, if you want to hear anyone else's phone conversation with their mothers, you're free to request.