This is the offical sequel/spin off to Knuckles Random Adventures, and all who review that before December 2008 will be able to review this and give their ideas.
Chapter 1: The FACE
"Its SO HIDIOUS!" Sonic said as he stared into a mirror. "How could anything be so ugly!?" He questioned as he looked on in horror. He then said "I could make millions selling this as a horror movie!" so he went out and grabbed his video camera and started filming. One hour later he brought it to a producer and sold it to him. The producer produced it and they both made millions.
Sonic then bought a navy fleet, an air fleet, and an army bigger than Russia's so that he never would have to fight the royal Fatness/Egghead/Eggman and he could say "The circle is now complete, when we last met YOU were the fatness but now I am the Fatness!" Sonic then went back to his house where Big was sitting outside fishing in a cup. Sonic saw the miswording and took the opportunity to say "How could Big the fat fit in a cup?! He can barely fit through the door!" And it ticked God AKA the writer of this fic to shock him in the butt with a giant lightning bolt. Sonic then danced around screaming "TAILS DO SOMETHING!" So when Tails finally decided to help him he threw him in a pool. And if you didn't know SONIC CAN"T SWIM. This proved to be very funny as Tails laughed so hard his lungs fell out, somehow killing someone other than Tails. Tails scooped his lungs back up and dived into the pool, not realizing that it was full of gasoline instead of water.
"Sonic where are you!?" Tails yelled not realizing that Sonic couldn't here him. He then saw Sonic and pulled him out of the pool of gasoline and attempted to do the Heimlich on him. Knuckles then entered and dropped his cigarette on Sonic, not noticing he was covered in black goo/money/oil/gasoline/practically-gold/fossil-fuels, lighting him on instantly.
The attempt to put the fire on him went something like this:
"OMG! I'm on fire you retards!" Sonic yelled.
"Call the fire department!" Tails yelled.
"Get me a cigarette." Knuckles said in a completely normal voice. Tails went in and got it and came out and started panicking again.
The fire department showed up and saved the kitten that Tails had been screaming about and then left. He then went inside and killed it gruesomely. Sonic kept running around catching the 4672 and a half billion dollar (and 47 cents) house on fire and burning down multiple national (for Canada) treasures AKA leaves and then he climbed the B.U.M.S. Headquarters and fell off just like the steward of Gondor in the Lord of the Rings.
And thus begins Sonic's Random Adventures.
You have to read Knuckles Random Adventures to get some of the jokes in this one. Again short because short stories that are funny are better than stories that are dragged out.