Foot-in-mouth-disease
Summery
Sometimes when naruto gets nervous he spouts the first thing that comes to mind. But with itachi looking at him like that he really puts his foot in it...
Naruto was getting nervous.
Here he was in a forest, in the middle of nowhere, with no back up and with enemy number 2 (who ever they call leader must be given priority here, and theres no way that itachi is weaker than kisame believe it!) doing nothing but stare at him!
And so Naruto was getting nervous and fidgety and thats never a good thing.
"you should get botox" naruto slapped his hands over his mouth in morification.
Itachi started to glare mincingly at him, causing the deep lines down his face to protrude even more.
Naruto couldn't help it-
"see, your making them even worse!"
a/n:~ i was having a conversation with my mother who was considering having botox when this popped into my head and burst out laughing...
i know i have practically abandoned my other stories but you try balancing college, exams and work at once. and if you have then i take my hat off to you with my wonder on how a perfect being you are...
so how was everyones christmas been? mine was shit since i was stuck at work...
i have a story to upload which is a harry potter christmas oneshot- its a kind of a dark one (thats what happens when your at work and a song is practically on repeat and your getting pissed off) so look out for that...
so hope everyone had a great christmas and will have a brill new year
if you want to cheer me up because how shit life has been to me please review!
peace out
T.K.I.M.P.