Hey peoples, so anyway this is my latest fic. Obviously, Kikyo.wait no scratch that.kikyo..she doesn't deserve a capitalized name..hehe.continue.. will be in it only so I can torture her to my amusement.. bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp* haha..ha..ha..ha..*gasp* Well read and enjoy..this will be pretty quick chappie though because I'm at the library doing this off the top of my head.alright.bite me.

DISCLAIMER: I do...not..o..own.Inuyasha.or any of the character...goddamit I say.. you happy I said...i hate these things.just wait Rumiko.just wait.(begins sketchin on big paper..while bwhahahahahing..

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Chapter 1

*Ring*

Kagome's alarm clock continued to go off but now respond.

"err.. Ka-go-mee, I'm glad your back and all but can you please shut that thing off...Kamgome?" Souta tried as best as he could to open his eyes as he searched for his no where to be found sister. Just then, he felt a tap on his shoulder from behind.

"AHH!! Don't hurt me, I'm blind.spare the handicap!"

"Chill Souta, it's just me."

Souta turned around to only gawk and stare blindly. (strange)

"Kagome..what are you..doing?"

"Hey Souta sorry I forgot to turn it off" Kagome pushed past him as she turned off her clock.

Souta just stared for a moment then 3..2..1.."Moooom, Kagome is bogome!!"

"Souta what is your problem..omg!" The preteen and teens mother came walking down the hall.

Kagome sighed,"Jezz its no big deal. Ummm mom I need you to tell them I'm Kag Higurashi, you enrolling son."

Silence filled the room for a few minutes."Umm.why are you dressing and acting like a boy, and kagome where have you boobs gone. You didn't cut them off did you?! "Her mother began touching around her chest looking for any sign of Mt. Everest.

Kagome felt her cheeks turn rosey red. "Ma..mom, it's just a trick Aunt Motoko taught me. You just wrap them up in bandages and yah!" She had a hint of annoyness to her voice.

"Fine fine but you better not cut them off. As for you school, I will not sign you up as my son. You should be proud that you're a teenage gurl. I mean without us women, men would probably let hell freeze. No offense Souta.

"None takin mom." He quickly made his retreat back to his room for a few more hours of shut eye.

"But mom, I don't want everyone to." Kagome's attempts to change her mothers' mind were futile.(I like that word.it is truly unique)

"noo buts. Your going as my daughter and that's final. Kagome be ready in 5 min. You better leave by then." Ms. Higurashi walked out of her room.

'Dammit, what am I gonna do?!' 'Just go as yourself, I bet no one will remember you.' Kagome was now arguing with that little voice in her head. 'o, great now I'm arguing with myself. Just go away.' 'NO! Just go to school as a girl. After four years, I'm sure you have an opportunity to try again now.' 'Fine, but not because I want to.' As she began to change her mom popped back in.

"Kagome where did you get that guys uniform?"

"Umm.. I really don't know. I think it's one of those things that is included in the fic." Question marks were now appearing around both their heads.

"Of course dear.anyway didn't you read those papers the school sent Kagome?"

".maybe." Kagome avoided all eye contact.

"Uniforms were knocked out last year. SO you can wear whatever you want."

"COOL!!"

"Thought so.."Her mother popped back out.then back in.."Before I forget, now that you can drive I have you a congratulations! It's in front of the shrine when your ready. The keys are on the table. Bye!" This time she popped back out permanently.

"Yah yah what- wait! Did she say KEYS?! Mom ya didn't?!" Kagome threw off her clothes, then slipped into dark green cargo pants , with dark grey D.Cs, with a black shirt too large for her saying 'just be yourself, no one else wants to.'

Once she slipped in and put her hair up in a messy bun, she ran downstairs to see two shiny keys glistening. "OMG mom you shouldn't have!!! I lied . . you should have!! THANKYOU MOM!!" Tears began to swell up in her eyes. She ran out of the house and down the steps. There it was. A black expedition. 'Holy crap, mom this is one hell of a 16th birthday gift. Oh well, I heart it.'

She ran to the car finding the door unlocked. "Lets see, put the key in the ignition, turn it and o- WAITT! It doesn't work!! Purple munkies were sent to hell!!" Just then she hit the steering wheel with her fists to have a note "magically" pop out of nowhere.

The note read:
Hehehe, that is what you get for trying to be my son. So here's the
real keys. Have a nice day in school dear and have fun.
Love you,
Mom

P.S. By the way, if you meet a nice boy..don't get too frisky until I
meet him alright. TTFN Kagome threw the paper aside then let out a horrible growl."Mom, that was horrible..horribly low. Oh well lets go baby!"

When the car tured on, the already set time showed 7:52 am.

"OH SHIT!! I have 8 min to get to school and I need to spend time trying to figure out where to go. Shit where am I gonna go now." Kagome placed her hands on her steering wheel when she saw a silver haired boy that seemed awfully familiar ride past on his bike with a backpack.

"Inu..Inuyasha?"

*Flashback*

"Kagome, will you please read the next paragraph title Synonyms?"(I couldn't think of anything.bite me! I dare you.try it..) Mr. Kakeno was their 7th grade English teacher.

"Ummm.. yes sensei." Kagome found her place in the book and was about to start reading when.

"Sensei! You may want to pick someone else because Kagome may get tongue stuck in her braces!!"

The whole class began laughing at this comment.

"And, what about those clothes they look like trash!" The young boy continued to rant on her when.

"INUYASHA!!That's enough. Since your so desperate to choose someone else, you can read the whole chapter!!"

"Feh, whatever. Thanks a lot bogome!!"

*END Flashback*

He must be in highschool by now. I'll just follow him until I get to the school. Let's see stuff, registration form, cool." Kagome drove off, quickly following after Inuyasha.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alright, no cliffie there but that's only because the time isn't right yet. Okily dokily reader..so I'll update this in one week..i don't its probably because im balancing my school work, soccer, basketball, etc.*begins to shine like a trophy* with my fanfic desires..tat didn't sound right.oh no it didn't.well please review. By the way I'll give you a riddle to solve..more or less it could be anagrams.riddles..etc. The answer will be on next chapter so send me your answers.bwhahahahahaha..well here it is..

What row of numbers comes next?

1

11

21

1211

111221

312211

13112221 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Miku- Alright.not much a cliffy now, but my hands are currently freezing to death here in the library..don't these people know how to turn da temperature down.

Inuyasha- Probably not. isn't typing suppose to warm you up?

Miku- Yes which proves my point. TATS HOW DAM FREEZING IT IS HERE..BRRR..

*Inuyasha wraps his haori around Miku*

Miku- Aww how sweet..lets all waff right now...okay done waffing.lol.

Inuyasha- ' _ '

Miku- I wish you were real.then I would actually be really warm.if ya know wat I mean. *Wink wink*

Inuyasha- What do mean wish I was real? I am really real..

Miku- No your..HOLY CRAP YOU ARE!!!

Sango-Deck the halls with lots of bishies falalalalalalalala.

Miku- Tie them up and get all freaky!!! FALALALALALALALA

Sango- Their so soft and warm and cuddly. Falalalalalalalalala.

Miku-STRIP THEM DOWN AND START TO ****!! FALALALALALALALA

*Sango throws large boomarang at miku's head.*

Miku- la~~~*begin twitchin here*

Inuyasha- riiightt..so when r u gonna put the next chappie..

Miku- Soon my wub soon..