Fop named Raoul got Run Over by a Reindeer
By: The Phantom's Loving Angel
(Music theme of Grandma got run over by a reindeer)
Fop named Raoul got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from the opera house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's now such thing as, Santa
But as for me and Erik, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we begged him to go home.
He then left his fiancé,
Then he stumbled out the door into the snow
When we found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Fop named Raoul got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from the opera house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as, Santa
But as for me and Erik, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Christine,
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there watchin' opera
Singing with her angel and playing with a bell.
It's a happy Christmas without Raoul
Everyone is dressed in colors.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Fop named Raoul got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from the opera house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as, Santa
But as for me and Erik, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Raoul's wig.
I've told all my friends and neighbors.
Don't worry about yourselves.
For fops are always targets,
We love the man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Fop named Raoul got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from the opera house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as, Santa
But as for me and Erik, we believe.