Finally it is here! Well. . . Enjoy! I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER OR HETALIA!

The three nations, Germany, Japan, and Italy were standing right in front of it: the holy sword, Excalibur. America had told them to search for it.

"I'll try to pull it out~!" Italy said cheerfully.

Germany looked at Japan and said, "He's not going to pull it out." Japan nodded in agreement.

Both were speechless when Italy pulled out Excalibur. "Yay! I got it!" Italy said cheerfully, holding the sword up in the air.

Excalibur started glowing, and light shot up. Dramatic music played. And then. . .

A small, white, sort-of lizard like thing just stood there. It had a tall hat and a cane. He pointed his cane at Italy.

"In order to become me meister, you must observe my one thousand provisions!" The thing, AKA Excailbur, said.

"What are provisions? Is that a kind of pasta~?" Italy asked.

"No Italy, provisions are-" Japan started, but was cut off.

"FOOL! Provision number one: my morning starts off with a cup of coffee with cream. Do you know why?" Excalibur asked.

"W-" Germany started.

"FOOL! It is because there is nothing like a cup of hot tea in the morning." Excalibur said.

"But you just s-" Italy started.

"FOOL! Provision number six hundred seventy nie: always place a dehumidifier in your room!" Excalibur said.

"What does that have to do with anything?!" Germany asked, annoyed.

"FOOL! Placing a dehumidifier in your room has to do with everything!" Excalbur objected.

"But how-" Japan started but was cut off.

"FOOL! Let me tell you a story. It was in the 12th century that my legend started in , but a few centuries later is where my story starts. So it was in November. . . Or was it May? But March is much more fitting. . ."

Italy got the look on his face that meant hje hadn't had pasta in at least 12 hours.

"So your twenties are a time of change! My twenties were very. . ." *one hour later* "It was then that the bartender. . ." *two hours later* "Watson came over, and at that, I knew he was the culprit." *two hors later* "And thus, King Arthur made me his sword." Excalibur finished.

The Axis looked sick.

"I am so declaring war against America once we get out. . ." One of the Axis Powers said.

And that nation. . . Was Italy.

Thanks for reading! Credit to Ayumi Koudou for the idea! Next to see Excalibur after this story is finished: the Nordics! Okay bye bye!