Hey! This is my first Kingdom Hearts (II) fan fiction! This idea came about after a conversation about Kingdom Hearts and school fics that I had with my homie Alex. So I wanted to do a camp fic! A DRAMA CAMP fic…because I'm a theater geek like that lol. Please don't be too harsh since it's my first KH fan fiction and I must say I'm new to KH. Also if I use some theater terminology that not everyone is familiar with I'll make Author's notes to explain!
Genre: Humor/parody/romance
Rating: T (so far…)
Note on Characters: Not all Characters will appear here. Mainly Sora, Riku, Kairi, Namine, and most of Organization XIII
Pairings: Roxas/Axel, Sora/Riku, one-sided Larxene/ Riku, and Kairi/Sora and a few surprise pairing to pop up…
Synopsis: Roxas' parents think he's being anti social so they ship him off to Camp Spotlight with his annoyingly upbeat cousin Sora. At first Roxas thinks this will be the summer from hell but once he arrives he realizes…He's Right! With Crazy instructors, new love blooming, jealous exes, and conniving back stabbing divas at every turn it's sure to be very interesting summer to say the least.
Disclaimer: I don't own KH2 or the characters, or the song "Score Tonight" from Grease 2 that is in this chapter. But I do own my own volcano…I bought it on ebay!
WARNING: CONTAINS EXTREME OOC-NESS (its necessary for the story so don't send me any reviews complaining about how ooc the characters are because I already know…that's the point!), CURSING, PREVERTEDNESS, AND ALSO CONTAINS YAOI…THAT MEANS BOY ON BOY LOVE!!!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN PLEASE LEAVE Ok thanks love ya bye!
Ch.1: Who's That Guy
"Tell me again why you're forcing me out of the house this summer?" the pretty blonde sighed dryly as he held a blue back pack in one hand and gripped the rubber handle of a large rolling trunk with the other. His parents simply beamed idiotically at him through the window of their white sedan "Oh snooky-poo you'll have a great time…I guarantee! Besides aren't you glad you get to spend the whole summer with your favorite cousin Sora?" his mom cooed happily as she hung her head out of the window slightly to speak to her son.
Roxas blinked "No, not really" he replied bluntly and the two adults sweat dropped "well, anyway your father and I are going to Hawaii for vacation so this way you wont be in the house by yourself" his mother replied brightly. "But…" Roxas began to plead but before he could finish his mom started up the car "ok then see you in 8 weeks Roxas dear!" she called out loudly while blowing her son a kiss. Then without further discussion she sped off up the street like a bat out of hell.
Roxas pouted sulkily and dropped his back pack to the ground with a sigh "hmm…I wonder if I'm old enough to legally emancipate myself from my parents…?" Roxas mumbled bitterly to himself. "ROXAS!!" came a loud squeal from behind him "oh please don't let that be…" the blonde groaned before being tackled from behind and landing roughly on the pavement. Roxas winced and tried to squirm out from under the brown haired body on top of him "yay! I found you Roxas! Isn't this awesome cuz?" the brown spiky haired teen above him babbled excitedly as he squeezed the blonde teen's torso.
"S-Sora…g-get the hell off me!" Roxas managed to hiss through the pain of having his ribs crushed in the innocent minded boy's bear hug. Sora looks down and notices that Roxas is having trouble breathing and immediately loosens his grip on the blue faced boy, "oops ha-ha….sorry Roxie" Sora beamed happily as he was roughly shoved away by Roxas who was now making his way into a standing position. "And don't call me Roxie…I hate that" Roxas said defiantly as he helped the brunette to his feet, "ok…got'cha" Sora nodded seriously. "Isn't this great? We get to spend the whole summer together! Wow we are going to have so much fun! I can't wait!" Sora bounced up and down with glee like a child on Christmas morning.
"Hey Sora!" a girl who looked about their age with auburn colored hair called out from across the street, Sora turned to see the girl who was accompanied by a handsome athletic looking boy with shoulder length blue/silver hair. Sora's eyes lit up and he began to wave his arms in the air stupidly trying to flag the two over his way. The girl who looked to be about their age and the boy who looked maybe a year older jogged across the empty street and met up with the two spiky haired relatives. "O-M-G! Sora I haven't seen you in forever! How are you?" the girl squealed as she engulfed the brown haired boy in a hug.
"Um…Kairi we just saw him a week ago when school ended" the light haired boy replied as Sora gently pushed away from the girl's possessive bear hug. "Um…that's great Kairi. Hey Riku!" Sora beamed as he pushed past Kairi and ran to hug his other more appealing friend. Riku felt himself blush slightly as the shorter boy grabbed him "um…hey Sora…" the older boy said a bit uncomfortably. Roxas watched in mild confusion and amusement as Kairi looked at the two boys with visible jealousy and frustration. "Um…Sora could you get off of me now?" Riku asked painfully as the little brown haired ball of energy still held a vice like grip on his torso.
Sora looked up at the silver haired boy and contorted his face into that of a cute pout "what's wrong Riku? Are you mad at me?" Sora asked in a sad voice as his eyes began to brim with tears. Riku took one look at the adorably childish face and…SQUIRT! Riku fell onto the pavement as a stream of blood gushed through his nostrils, "GYAAH!" Roxas shrieked as he jumped back trying to avoid the eruption of nose blood. "What the hell was that about?" Roxas asked the boy who was now sitting on the curb trying to stop the flow of blood with a wad of tissue that he pulled out from god knows where.
Sora just smiled and waved his hands dismissively "don't worry Roxie, its just Riku's anemia" the bubbly brunette answered with a dismissive shrug as he helped Riku up. Kairi rolled her eyed "well if you're so sickly then you should have stayed home…" Kairi grumbled under her breath as she gave Riku a glare. Riku returned her glare with equal harshness "gee, I guess someone had a big old bowl of bitch flakes this morning" Riku scoffed at the only girl in their little group as he pressed the bloody tissue firmly against his bleeding nostrils.
'Ouch…burn!' Roxas winced internally as Kairi's jaw dropped in effrontery, "Look! The Bus! Let's go! Come on!" Sora cheered as he jumped up and down with excitement between Riku and a now fuming Kairi. "Come on Roxas! Let's try to get seats in the back!" Sora said as he grabbed his cousin as well as his own bag and began dragging both towards the grey and white coach bus which waited to take them away to…
"Camp Spotlight! It's awesome…you'll love it there Roxie" the bubbly brunette babbled happily as he sat sandwiched between his less than enthused cousin and a stone faced Riku. Roxas sighed irately, although he hated to admit it he was beginning to get used to his cousin's sunny disposition. "What makes you think I'll love it so much?" Roxas asked a bit crossly as he folded his arms over his chest and looked out the window gloomily.
The short brunette just smiled and shrugged "well you know, I just have a fifth sense about these sort of things" Sora said a bit smugly. "sixth…it's a sixth sense" Kairi butted in from her seat in front of the three males. "Huh?" Sora asked blankly, Kairi sighed and turned fully around and leaned over the back of her seat. "Well Sora, as we all know human beings are blessed with the five natural senses. Hearing, Seeing, tasting, smelling, and touching. So if you had a sort of premonition like notion that something would happen then that would be an extra sense…like a sixth one" Kairi replied with a bit of arrogance as she flipped back a strand of auburn hair.
Riku rolled his eyes at her explanation while Sora simply stared at her with a cheery smile on his face "ha-ha! Silly Kairi, you know I can't understand you when start speaking that pig Latin" Sora said with a small chuckle. Roxas, Kairi, and Riku all sweat dropped as the little space cadet went about humming to himself. Kairi turned back around and prepared to sulk the rest of the ride to camp.
Roxas shook his head at his dim witted relative and took out his I pod from the zippered pocket of his cargo khaki pants 'why do these type of things always happen to me? This is going to be a long ass summer' He thought to himself as he pressed the play button and turned to the window to tune out the world.
After a few minutes one of the kids in the front of the bus stood up "hey guys! Why don't we all sing some songs to get us pumped up for camp? What'dya say?" the green haired kid shouted to the back. The other kids all answered back in a mix of grumbles and excited cheers. Suddenly Sora began waving his hands in the air wildly "oooh! Oooh! I know! I know a song we could sing!" the brunette practically jumped out of his seat with excitement. Suddenly Sora stood up and started singing at the top of his lungs in full energy
"COME ON EVERYBODY GATHER ROUND! I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO KNOCK 'EM DOWN!" Suddenly an older kid with blonde hair stood up and started singing with him in an awkward but energetic harmony.
"WHEN I'M ON THE BALL I'M THE NUMBER ONE! AND IM GONNA SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!" Then, much to Roxas' dismay the entire bus joined in with a rousing chorus of the annoyingly catchy Grease 2 song.
"LET'S BOWL! LET'S BOWL!
LET'S ROCK N' ROLL!
HEY! COME ON,
LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!
LET'S BOWL! LET'S BOWL!
LET'S ROCK N' ROLL!
WE'RE SITTING ON A BOMB
THAT'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE!"
'Oh my god. I am surrounded by tone death idiots…with weird hair' Roxas thought to himself with a hapless groan as he watched his immature cousin lead the bus in an awkward sort of wavy arm dance to accompany their chorus. 'How am I going to survive a whole 8 weeks with a bunch of crazy theater geeks, in the middle of no where, with out a Hollister? This is beyond retarded' Roxas thought bitterly as he cranked up his I pod to blast out the sound of show tunes with Jesse McCartney belting "She's No you".
"WE'RE GONNA SCORE TONIGHT!
WE'RE GONNA SCORE TONIGHT!
WE'RE GONNA ROCK!
WE'RE GONNA ROLL!
WE'RE GONNA BOP!
WE'RE GONNA BOWL!
WE'RE GONNA SCORE! SCORE!
SCORE! SCORE! SCORE TONIGHT!"
After a while Roxas was able to drift into a peaceful, ear numbing sleep.
1 and a half hours later
"Good morning sunshine!!" came a loud sing song voice that rattled Roxas from his calming slumber, Roxas batted hi long lashes sleepily and tried to roll his head back over to the side but Sora had other plans. Suddenly Sora slapped both his palms right onto Roxas' cheeks and squished his face upward into a very awkward looking mass of cheeks and lips "We're HERE! Get up Roxie!" the brunette shouted rather loudly in the blonde's ear.
"AH …!!" The blonde gasped in shock at the sudden assault of his senses. Finally, Roxas was awake. Unfortunately for Riku, Roxas' immediate response had been to kick his left foot outward in shock…and into Riku's more "sensitive" area. "Mother goose!" Riku squeaked in a voice at least 3 octaves higher than his normal one as he clutched his knees together and fell back into the empty bus aisle.
Roxas sat up suddenly and looked around with frantic confusion "holy crap what the…I…uhh…Um…oh yeah…I'm in hell" Roxas sighed bitterly as he suddenly remembered his predicament. Sora giggled and patted his cousin on the shoulder "Bzzzt! Wrong! You silly mushroom, you're at camp…duh!" Sora scoffed with a little eye roll. Roxas completely ignored his cousin and immediately stood up and stepped over Riku as he began to unsteadily exit the bus.
Once he stepped off the bus he was immediately bitch slapped in the face by the sight before him. There in front of him was a large old wooden cabin with a dusty old porch sitting at the end of a small dirt path in the soft green grass. The cabin was painted in a dark blue color with two theatrical masks, a few random musical notes and a pair of ballet slippers painted on the walls. Then in big bold, yellow lettering were the words 'Camp Spotlight'. He could see behind the cabin that there were a few smaller cabins and leading away from the main cabin was a long dirt path that wound down a tree rimmed hill down to more smaller cabins. "Oh my god! Namine hi!" came a familiar squeal as Roxas looked over towards the large group of teens congregating outside the large cabin in front of him.
Near the back of this crowd he saw the reddish brown haired girl that Sora had been talking too…Kairi, he thought her name was. She was currently bouncing on her toes as she enthusiastically hugged a thin blonde girl who seemed to be more uncomfortable than excited. "Hey Roxie! Don't rush off so fast you might get lo-OHMIGOSH! Namine!" Sora practically screamed as he nearly knocked Roxas over in his rush to get over to the long haired blonde. "Gee, thanks for caring cuz" Roxas mumbled irately as he steadied himself again and fixed his hair back into place.
Riku came down from the bus soon after and followed behind Sora. "Hey Sora! It's so great to see you!" the blonde haired pale skinned girl smiled as she saw her other friend fast approaching, Sora shoved Kairi out of the way and ran over to hug Namine. Kairi stumbled back with a look of hurt and jealousy plastered across her face "hey Riku" the blonde girl waved as the silver haired boy came up to them. Before long the three of them were embroiled in an exciting conversation about…uhh…umm…oh well no one really cares anyway.
Roxas trudged his way over to the now brooding auburn haired girl "great…now what?" the dirty blonde teen rolled his eyes. Kairi looked over at him and smirked "hey, um…Roxas. Right?" she asked as she gave him a quick but appraising look. 'And why is this chick talking to me?' Roxas thought as he stiffened his shoulders cautiously as he turned his head to Kairi "uh-huh" he replied shortly. Kairi nodded "see that blonde girl over there talking to Sora and that bast-ahh…uhh I mean Riku? That's Namine. She's pretty quiet most of the time but she's super nice…and a really good artist" Kairi replied as she gestured over to Roxas' cousin and the two others.
"Yeah, I've been coming to this camp for a few years now. I basically know everyone who's anyone at this place" the petite girl shrugged nonchalantly as she crossed her arms over her chest. Roxas gave her a side long glance 'well now…she's a little cocky for someone with such bad spilt ends' Roxas scoffed as he cocked an eyebrow at the girl "and?" he asked suspiciously. Kairi's eyes widened and then her face sunk into a frown "ugh! Never mind…" she grumbled as she stalked off to go find someone who actually gave a damn.
"Hey Namine…come on I want you to meet my cousin" Roxas froze as he heard his cousin's bubbly voice from within the crowd of junior thespians. 'Oh crap…not more fugly girl friends of his! Damn…gotta get out of here' Roxas thought in a panic as he looked around hurriedly for someway to get out of the impending introductions.
"Hey ROOOOOOXIE!!" Sora called out as he caught sight of the spiky blonde hair belonging to Roxas. Roxas nearly jumped out of his skin at the call and he immediately dashed off to the right and ducked behind the side of one of the smaller cabins behind the main one. Roxas pressed his back against the hard wood of the cabin and sighed in relief "good…now maybe he'll forget about me and I can try to find away out of this crap hole" he whispered to himself as he inched closer to the edge of the side wall to peak over and see if his cousin was gone yet.
"Maybe he went over this way! Let's go look!" Roxas heard Sora cheered with excitement. The blonde cursed his own luck and quickly began to back away from the walls edge. Suddenly something caught his eye; it was a small, old looking shed a little ways down the hill near the more forested area of the camp grounds. Roxas looked at the shed and then shrugged 'I might as well…' he sweat dropped before taking a deep breath and sprinting down towards the shed.
Roxas nearly tripped over the uneven ground as he raced down to the shed at the end of the hill. Once he had made it he pulled lightly on the doors to make sure it wasn't locked. Luckily for him the old rickety doors gave in and opened from his force, once Roxas had slipped inside the shed he lightly closed the two wooden doors behind him. "Where is that silly Roxie? Hmm…let's check over near the bathrooms" Roxas heard his cousin's loud but distant voice and he automatically froze in place.
Roxas stepped back a few feet from the door to try and blend in with the shadows as best he could until he didn't hear anymore of Sora's voice. Just then a soft rustling noise caught the teen's attention and he turned around fearfully towards the direction of the sound "w-who is that?" Roxas called out in a low and slightly shaky voice. Roxas squinted his eyes and barely made out the outline of something spiky and tall, when the object made to move from within the depths of the shadows Roxas took a step back and groped his hand behind him. He found a long wooden pole like object that he identified as a shovel and immediately grabbed the weapon and threw it towards the large creature in the shadows as he let out a squeak of fear.
The shovel connected with something hard and made a sickening thud "Ow! Holy shitskies!" came a low whining voice from the shadows. Roxas squinted his eyes more in confusion and then widened them again as the creature came fully into the dim filtered light of the shed.
The boy was tall and seemed rather pale even in the limited light of the shed but the most noticeable feature of the tall stranger would have to be his long spiky red hair. "What the Frack! Dude, what was that for!?" he asked Roxas as he rubbed his now reddening forehead where the shovel had hit.
Roxas was shocked at the person's sudden appearance "uh…oh…um my bad…I thought you were like a big ass spider!" the blonde blurted out in shock and the red head sweat dropped. "Um…thanks" the tall boy scoffed and Roxas felt his face heat with embarrassment "w-well who are you and what are you doing here anyways?" Roxas asked a bit defensively as the redheaded teen looked down at him.
'Wow…he's really cute…and short…' the red head thought dreamily as he stared down blankly at the blonde who had just cracked him in the head with a shovel. Roxas shifted with discomfort under the taller boy's hard gaze, 'hmm he has really nice green eyes…man he's tall…and that skin. I wonder when's the last time he saw sunlight?' Roxas thought briefly as he backed up closer to the door. "Um…look I'm sorry or whatever if I hurt you but…well…you scared the crap cycles out of me…um I guess I better go" Roxas said a bit hurriedly in his nervousness as he turned to open up the shed door.
"Wait!" the other boy called out as he grabbed Roxas' free hand to turn him back around. Roxas panicked and wrenched his hand away from the other teen's. "Whoa, I said I was sorry ok? Don't grab at me like that man! I swear if you try anything funny I will go all Chuck Norris on your ass!" Roxas spat back as glared the taller boy down. The other boy seemed shocked at his outburst and shook his head fearfully "um…no…I…uhh…well…I was…um…I…err…AXEL!" the redhead sputtered. Roxas just cocked an eyebrow at his and nodded slowly "ohh-kay…that's nice…" the blonde responded a bit unsurely as if he were speaking to a talking potato.
The red head laughed shortly and shook his head before pointing to himself "no…I mean my name is Axel" he said cheerfully as leaned down smiling at the blonde. Roxas felt his cheeks flush slightly at the other boy's sudden closeness 'his smile is so warm…and…happy' the blonde thought idly as he nodded again.
"Hey guys! The Orientation is starting! Let's hurry so we can get in the front!" Someone shouted outside as the chirpy voices of the other campers roared in the background. 'Damn…Sora's probably about to cry right about now…I better go tell him I'm ok' Roxas sighed inwardly as he turned back to the door and pushed it open enough for him to slip through. Axel's mouth twisted down into a frown as he watched the blonde turn to leave, disappointment was clearly etched on his face. "Um…" Roxas said suddenly as he stopped just outside of the shed and turned his head back slightly to look at Axel, "My name's Roxas, by the way. Later" the blonde said with a shrug before turning forward again and dashing away from the shed to go follow the other campers.
As Roxas reached the top of the small hill he had come down he looked back down at the small shed and smirked 'hmm…maybe this summer might not be so boring after all…' he thought before turning to walk over towards the others.
T.B.C
A/N: Whoa! Whoa! That was chapter one! See Alex I posted it! What did you think? Huh? Huh?! Ok…this chapter was kind of boring and not so funny but I had to set up the story you know? It will get better…don't worry.
Next chapter we introduce some new friends, new enemies, and a few emotionally unstable, very eccentric camp instructors. Oh and just you wait…there shall be romance…GAY romance…so much…all up in your anus! Lol Yay!! Ok so…um please tell me how you like it and what you think or whatever and REVIEW! Remember, all flames will be absorbed up Axel's ass! KthanxBye! - Chizz