Invisibility Sucks.
AN: This was just an idea I had. Prussia communicating a story through diary entries. I may switch POV's sometimes in later chapters, but who knows, I could just keep in Prussian view. A strange story of how Prussia, a very high and mighty, oh so prideful nation learns exactly how a specific Canadian feels.
It's me. Prussia. The awesome, awesome Prussia.
Diary Entry #4,568.
I'm feeling weird as of late. People stopped looking at me and my awesomeness. I did my best to try to make the others look at me. Ludwig just told me to wait, they would look at me again. To listen to my "loud voice" and "rude comments". Even he seemed tired of me.
I've yet to see the point in waiting, as pestering them works much better. I tried to talk to Hungary, and almost got hit for asking why she was ignoring me. Stupid skillet. Skillets cannot injure the awesomeness of Preußen.
Diary Entry #4,569.
The strangest thing happened today. I actually talked to Ivan. He responded with a nod in nothing more when I asked him if the "ice skating was good today in hell". He even smiled, and I wondered if he heard me right..
Oh well. The awesome Prussia shall prevail none the less.. Even if Alfred won't respond to my texts. And I know him to react to those almost upon me tapping send, so I am slightly confused, but I'm sure I'll carry through and they'll talk to me again.
No one can get enough of MEIN attitude.
Diary Entry #4,570.
...Ludwig won't respond to me. I threw pebbles at his head for twelve minutes, and all he did was keep reading and even seemed to be confused where the pebbles were coming from regardless of staring me in the face. What's going on? The awesome Preußen sleuth is on the case..
Diary Entry #4,571.
I took a walk in London today with Gilbird. It was if no one saw an awesome Prussian strutting while wearing a uniform and carrying a little yellow bird on his wrist.. I poked a Brit on the nose and all he did was stare at me before walking away. This is getting weird.. Weirder than I can imagine.
Diary Entry #4,572.
I called every nation in the world today, in search of answers. Only Sweden answered, and he did so with heavy breathing, so that's not much progress.
Maybe I should check in more with that big Swede. He may carry answers.
Diary Entry #4,573.
He opened the door when I knocked and looked dead into my eyes, before slamming the door in my face and growling out. "Damn kids.." I barely heard him and in my irritation I punched his door twice. He came back carrying an axe, so I ra- I mean, I took an awesome Prussian tactical retreat in search of greater defense! Ja!
Not much progress made there. Maybe I should try Russia again.
Diary Entry #4,574.
The big dummy didn't see me. I pinched him on his nose and held him there and he just tilted his head like he was looking for something. I took the chance, screaming in his face, he actually stumbled back and fell onto his ass. I laughed the hardest I've laughed in four hundred years!
He scrambled to his feet and started yelling in Russian.
"Демон! сестра! Справка! Theres А Демон!" I doubled over laughing. He was yelling to his sister about a demon!
Diary Entry #4,575
I was thinking about yesterday's encounter with the Red.. He called me a demon. And regardless of my standing right in front of him, he seemed completely in shock of the yell and such, and had no idea where I was. As if I was invisible.. Oh MEIN GOTT!
I returned to my home and went around town, and.. Wasn't a good citizen. I stole food right off of plates and no one noticed. I took a little more than $4,000 in American currency. This is so much fun! Prussia rules!
Diary Entry #4,576.
I almost didn't bother to show up to a world meeting, but I did, just to see what was going on. Ludwig was the first to say it. "Where's Gilbert? I've not seen him in eight days. He only has texted us.. This is deeply concerning." He said with slight fire, I knew he was preparing to deliver a whooping to me when I was found. If I was found.
I smiled and said "Right here!" Everyone jumped, America screamed like a little girl, Britain jumped out of his chair and pulled out a wand, both Russia and Liechtenstein fainted.
I laughed loudly.
America ran over to where he heard my voice, right in front of me. I told him to "Back up, Amerikiner!" And he just freaked out again. Britain did some magic shieße and planted down a barrier of sorts, locking us in. Me and the rest of the world. There are four rooms in the meeting hall, the reception, waiting room, the meeting room, and the rest rooms.
I quickly ran out to reception. No one contains the mighty Prussia! "Взять его!" "Catch that Prussian!" "Ooh il est invisible!" "去找那个愚蠢的德国人!"
I outran them and they lost me. I hid behind the reception desk, waiting out their anger and curiosity..
I then felt a tap on my shoulder. Astounded someone had seen me, I spun around, yelling! He looked like America, but he seemed a lot more mellow and kind judging by the look in his eyes and facial features. "H-Hi.. I'm-I'm Canada.."
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