Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, no matter how much I wish I did. This is goes for all of 'Uzumaki Naruto''s chapters that follows.
Chapter 1
Uzumaki Naruto, he was a loud-mouth and stupid boy with a penchant for pranks. And he had a body that was filled with energy. If you ask anyone in konoha, they would say the same thing. And Naruto was happy with that. It meant that the mask he had built since he was four was perfect. But now it was time to break that mask, it was the graduation exams for the ninja academy and he was one of them.
His name was called, snapping him from his stupor. He stood up from his seat and began to make his way to the side room. On his way there, he was stopped by Uchiha Sasuke. "Good-luck dobe, you will need it." He said with a sneer. Naruto ignored him and continued on his way leaving a stunned Sasuke.
He entered the room and was greeted by Iruka andMizuke with a table full of hitai-ates in front of them. Iruka told Naruto to make at least three bunshins then do a substitution jutsu.
Iruka expected Naruto to fail since bunshin was his no.1 weakness but he was more than surprised when Naruto made exactly three bunshins and then substituted himself using Mizuki. Naruto, now in Mizuki's seat, took a hitai-ate then exited the room. His bunshins vanishing behind him. He left his classroom and made his way towards the roof. There he saw Nara Shikamaru and Akimichi Choji. Shikamaru was lying on his back and staring at the clouds. Choji was also staring at the clouds but he was sitting and eating a bag of chips.
Naruto made his way towards them and laid next to Shikamaru after taking off his jacket and revealing the black shirt underneath. Shikamaru and Choji both glanced at him but didn't say anything. After a while, Shikamaru shifted until his head was on top of Naruto's chest and closed his eyes, falling asleep instantly. Naruto wrapped his arm around Shikamaru's waist and continued to watch the clouds.
After Choji finished his bag of chips, he left the roof. The moment Choji closed the door to the roof, a swarm of bugs appeared. The swarm of bugs collected in one place and a body began to form. When the body was complete there stood Aburame Shino, with his high-collar coat and sunglasses.
He stood next to Naruto, staring at him and being stared back. He then took off his jacket, revealing the black fish-net shirt underneath, and also his sunglasses. He put them in a neat pile on the ground then laid next to Naruto, on the other side of Shikamaru, with his head on Naruto's chest. He lay there twirling patterns on Naruto's chest with his finger.
They laid there for a while, Naruto looking at the clouds, Shikamaru sleeping and Shino twirling patterns on Naruto's chest. Shino then raised his head and looked at Naruto. "Naruto, we might be indifferent teams but we will always be together, right?"
Shikamaru opened one eye and looked at Naruto, also waiting for the answer. Naruto looked at them both of them then smiled, "Of course, we will always be together. Not being together is out of the question."
Shino and Shikamaru stared at Naruto for a while then both smiled and snuggled closer to Naruto and he tightened his arms around them.
XX
Naruto was snoozing with his head on the desk. He was wearing a light orange ankle-length pant and a black shirt with white stripes. His hitai-ate was tied loosely around his waist. Sasuke was sitting next to him, staring at him with a confused expression.
Iruka was standing in front of the classroom explaining about how the teams would be forming. Then he began to call out teams' numbers and their members. When iruka reached team 7, Naruto was sitting and paying full attention.
"Team 7, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura-" Iruka was interrupted by a shout of joy from Sakura. Iruka shot a glare at her then continued as if he was not interrupted, "and Uzumaki Naruto." Sakura immediately deflated. Naruto just groaned to show that he was being tortured.
"Team 8, Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Hinata and Aburame Shino." There was a loud outburst from Kiba about being with the quietest and the strangest genins in their class. Hinata turned bright red and almost fainted and Shino… well, you can't really see his face because of the high-collared coat and the black sunglasses.
"Since Team 9 is still active, Team 10 will be Akimichi Choji, Nara Shikamaru and Yamanaka Ino." The only reaction Shikamaru showed was the slight twitch of his left eye, Choji kept eating and Ino had a horrified expression. "Your Jounin sensei will come to get you after your break is finished. You may go and take your break now." Iruka said then left the classroom.
Naruto stood up from his seat and made his way towards Shikamaru, on his way he was joined by Shino who held his hand. He reached Shikamaru just in time to hear Ino rant, "I can't believe I am in a Team with you and you till Chunin exams." She said pointing at Shikamaru and Choji.
"You are right." Naruto spoke up from behind her causing her to snap her head towards him, hopefully causing a whiplash. "I don't know what the Hokage was thinking putting you in a Team with them." Ino looked at him for a while then smirked.
"I know rig-"
"After all you will only hinder their progress." Naruto continued causing Ino to pause and replay his words in her head then become angry at the implication. Choji smiled at Naruto then nodded his head in thanks then left the classroom in search for more chips. Shikamaru also smiled at Naruto then made his way to stand next to him and held his hand.
Ino saw Shikamaru twining his fingers with Naruto's and also noticed that Shino had also done the same. She got a disgusted expression when she joined the dots and shouted, "YOU GUYS ARE FAGS!"
The shout got the attention of every genin remaining in the class.
"We prefer the term homo or gay if you don't mind. Fag is a bit too much on the rude side." Naruto said letting go of Shikamaru and Shino's hands to wrap his arm around their waists.
"Sexually interested in a person the same gender as yourself is unnatural. It is freakish and disgusting. And I cannot believe that one of my team-mate is one of them." Ino said with her head held high and still wearing the disgusted expression.
Naruto stared at her for a while then snorted, "Like we care about your judgement." He said then exited the silence classroom with Shikamaru and Shino in his arms.